Past Masters - the Archives

Week 79 - week ending 23 May 2000

Generik is a regular contributor, and a regular winner. And he's done it again with a classic line for this classic JenniPic.

This weeks picture was found on the Peeping Moes' Black and While archive site.

"Well *I* don't know how the naked pictures get on my site! Maybe a body double sneaks in here and strips while I'm gone! Sheesh!"

Other Entries

Steve K. - "Where the fuck is my stuff?"

Jeremy J. - "Now you see it, Now you don't. Now you see it, Now you don't."

Gregory P. - "I know, I know, this looks like a prison but it's not!"

Dangerous Dan -

"I don't know where the movers are either!"

"...so this guy, Hercules, lifts the Earth up on his sholders, like this and..."

"God, this invisable platter of food is heavy!"

"70 million hits! Ha, that will be the day! If I get 70 million hits, I will get rid of all my stuff and live in a room, kinda like this!"

Generik -

"Weight of the world? Sure. Right here."

"Okay, first of all it wasn't me. I'm innocent. Second of all, I'm due to be released in another six months, so I'm not going to try to mess that up now. And third... well, make it TWO packs of cigarettes and you've got a deal."

"Wanna see my imitation of Edvard Munch's 'The Scream'? It looks a lot like my Macauley Culkin imitation..."

"So I wish in THIS hand, and do WHAT in the other...?"

"The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire..."

Nastinker - "So, I've got him sedated, now what do I do with him?"

nashtbrutusandshort -

"It may be bleak, but it's STILL better than paneling."

"It's . . . showtime."

And now, a Jenniscreen classic from 1984: "So then I said, 'Like, war is peace,' and he said, 'Like, we have always been at war with Eurasia,' and I said, 'Like, whatever.'"

Agent Moldy - "Well, I didn't ask to share a cell with Martha Stewart, but hey, whatta ya gonna do?"

Buffoon - One night, while working on a book report for "Atlas Shrugged"...

Jennifan-tastic - "What do you mean this is SanQuentin, not Sacramento? I'm innocent I tell ya!!!"

amycamus -

"What? WHAT?? Can't a girl decorate her cell with Britney Spears posters??"

"That 'Desiderata' plaque? Beats ME! My mom gave it to me. I don't understand a word of it. I don't get that 'Footsteps' thing either."

"$1900 a month for this one room dump. I guess that's just California for ya."

David M -

Motel6 Cam

Jennifer Ringley in Web Cam Girls of Cell Block 8 -- An HBO Original Movie Presentation.

trostaz66 - Listening to The Who sing: "See me, feel me, hear me..." Feel me, hear me???

tazy - "It wasn't *me*, I didn't touch *anything*!"