Past Masters - the Archives

Week 8 - week ending 17 May 1998

Jennifer is momentarily baffled by 17 across on an online crossword puzzle: "Hmmm ... 3 letter word for automobile engine component .... (blank)(blank)M .... hmmm"

Other Entries

Richard P. - "Oh dear, I think I've really messed up the server."

Geoffry F. - "OK...ok...If I take his Bishop with my Knight, then he'll take my Knight with his Pawn, then..."

Monkman - "Did I remember to turn off my computer?"

John W -

"Jennifer is stunned to find that Pistachio's page is getting more hits than the Jennicam!"

"This vegan diet is driving me crazy! Hey, this finger tastes like chicken."

WebSpin -

"Oh geeez!!! I forgot I moved the cam, thank god they didn’t hear the conversation I was having with myself."

"Now I KNOW where I dropped the needle!!!!!!!!!!"

"I’m only halisnating; I’m not really a carrot"

Kirkwood -

"Oh God...how in the world did I bend in that direction?"

"There is no way in hell I can bend my body like that!"

"I could have sworn that this cam was a tax write off...1040EZ my ass!"

"Oh crap, I knew I should have worn clean underwear yesterday."

"So that's what Pistachio does while I sleep."

Scott Z - "How come I can't get the same sound as the Blues Traveler dude?."

tazy - "Jennifer is deeply moved by the latest episode of Days of our 'Net Lives."