Past Masters - the Archives

Week 80 - week ending 6 June 2000

Now don't ever say that the JenniCam Caption Competition isn't educational. How many of you knew about Edvard Munsch? Be honest! OK, I thought so. But it seems the a few of you did - and noticed the similarities to this weeks picture!

It's also nice to see great entries from my "regulars" - but its even more encouraging to find new entrants (or not so regular entrants) having a go.

This week, I give the award to Desmond E. for his imaginitve reason for such an odd expression on Jennifers face. This weeks picture was submitted by Tony Y.

"...moments earlier, the Pepsi had been balancing perfectly..."

Other Entries

trostaz66 - "Hot... Hot...Hot chile. Need water, where's the water!!??"

Gregory P. - Is Jennifer tired or about to swallow the Jenni-Cam?

JoeCrow -

"Mom always said if she made a face too many times, that it would stay that way...... Christ what bad timing!"

"Blow-up Jenny: Available in stores this Chritmas."

Clint -

When Jenni and her new boyfriend, The Invisible Man, have sex on camera it tends to leave a lot to the imagination.

"Watch this new trick I learned! I open up my mouth and my face disappears!"

"Oww!!!! Pink hair ends caught in the hydraulic chair!"

Jenni visits her online dentist. "Alright! No cavities!"

"Hmmm. What's this link - www.scatology.com? OH MY FREAKING GOD I'M GONNA PUKE!!!!"

Tony -

Now available for only $49.95 - The official Jenni-Cam inflatable doll! Smooch her! Squeeze Her! Do things you wife won't let you do! Order today, quantities are limited! (glasses sold separately)

Jenni shows the world how she can fit an entire twinkie into her mouth...

Jennifer Ringley: Master of oral cyber sex.

Amos G. - "Ok, the face is fine, now put your palms on your cheeks and go stand on that bridge."

Jennifan-tastic -

Our Jen, singing a duet all by herself.

Jenni asks, "You wouldn't lie to me right?? That really is a vanilla popsicle your holding!!!"

"Come Quick!!! The *-!@##$#$%$#@$ cat just bit my !@#$#@#%$%$%$# ......toooooooooe!!!!"

Jennifer responses to the moving company's request for a letter of recommendation.

Mr_Grant - The most popular girl in all of Sacramento.

Jade - "Yeah, I think it will fit. Why don't you come over."

grnbrg - "Edvard Munsch's lesser known work, 'The Cam'"
The less culturally aware should see: The Scream

Desmond E. -

".. Note to self: Never unpack without at least 8 hours sleep; The salt does NOT go in the sugar bowl.."

".. That was tabasco sauce not ketchup..."

".. seen here, the mountain gorilla has a strange mating call....."

Ron H. - "hair ball, (SNORT) Hair Ball, (HACK) HAIR BALL!"

nastinkers - Jenni does not recommend opening the freezer nude...

Geier - "Wow, and here I was thinking I needed a membership to one of "those" web sites, or the address of a really open-minded newsgroup, to see pictures of THIS caliber...!"

Neoknight -

Britney Spears at home. "Where do they get all the naked pictures? Yeesh, will these net feaks never leave me alone?"

"I'M... AN... AMERICAN BADASS!"

"Yeah, I looked that way when I saw that post-production was starting on Ferris Bueller 2, too."

"Ummm... Jenni, you can't blow smoke-rings without smoke, hon."

nashtbrutusandshort -

". . . closet cams, refrigerator cams, junk drawer cams, garbage disposal cams, pantry cams, bookshelf cams, ceiling fan cams, salad spinner cams . . . what am I forgetting?"

"Wow . . . this biography of John Major is doing wonders for my insomnia ."

"Well, so far I don't see what all the fuss was about this movie, *The Crying Game*. It's kind of bor-- WHOA! Is that what I think is?!"

amycamus -

Jenni prepares to receive the first malted milk ball to be transmitted over the internet.

"Ouch! Damn! They aren't kidding about this web site featuring 'Hot Hunks'..."

"I won! I won! I won the Jennicam Caption Competition!...Oh. Wait a minute - is that cheating?"

Frustrated by Generik's winning the Jennicam caption competition time after time, Jenni attempts to eat his caption before it can be judged.

Generik -

"Curse you, Red Baron!!"

After Jennifer installed the wind tunnel in her new apartment, she discovered to her delight that she could crank that baby up to 20 G's with no ill effects.

"Can't talk now, gotta get back to DC. The President says he's got a big job for me!"

While the real Jennifer takes a Maui vacation, Inflate-A-Jen covers for her in the new apartment.

The debate rages as to whether Jennifer is singing "Oklahoma," "Ave Maria," or "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina," with the show tune contingents pulling ahead slightly in the latest polls.

Jennifer is shocked -- shocked! -- to find that someone has been posting nude pictures of her on the Internet.

"Can TOO get a billiard ball in my mouth! Just watch...!"

Edvard Munch's "The Jennifer."
(See link above)

Donald S. -

"Now for the most sincere oral sex you have ever had!"

"Honey, they told me everything grew bigger in California, but I thought they just meant vegetables!"

Jensenblu - Frustrated with all the cam and moving problems...Jennifer reacts like the character in Edvard Munch's "The Scream" combined with McCauly Culkin drama from Home Alone.

Buffoon - "How did THAT site get in the search list? And why would anyone ever want to do that?"

Larry - Tired of getting those dreaded busy signals,disconnected or waiting for those long downloads.

brm4 - "Oh Camera, we stand on guard for thee!"

Robert S. - Say Jenni, How did it feel to get a nipple ring?

PLEB57 - If you don't hold still, I'll never get it in my mouth.

rf - "Come edge baby..I can sing twice as good as that Bono guy and I look better in his glasses."

Steve M. - Just testing the Tonsil-Cam…

Lou S. - "C'mon.....toss the cherry one more time-THIS time I'll get it in the mouth!"

tazy - "Oh my god....."