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Number 82 - week ending 1 August 2000

Whilst there are clearly many reason why Jennifer might be leaning over, the question remains: What are we gonna do about it?

Gregory P. found the perfect nautical solution. But what caused the list in the first place? Enquiring minds want to know! *grin*

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers Gallery.

"ALL HANDS ON DECK, Jenni is listing to port!"

Other Entries

Jenni fan-tastic -

"You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You do the Hokey-Poky and you turn your self about."

"I think this "Twister" would be alot more fun with a partner."

"Help!! Help!! A mouse, a mouse!!!"

"No, I guess I can't touch my butt with my nose afterall."

Suffering from a temporary bout of narcolepsy, Jenni nods off.

"I will now count to three, snap my fingers and you will remember nothing (....please God, let her remember nothing!!!!)."

"99 battles of bear on da waaaallll...........99 boootles of brrrr...... ."

Tony Y. - Even though Jenni knew that alternet had 'gone down', a moment later the only evidence of their presence she could find was a damp chair cushion.

Jordan S. -

Jenni freezes in terror as she investigates a tickling sensation on her foot... and realizes the ants have finally found a source of food in her house.

"Allright, now who's cat are YOU?!?"

Dangerous Dan -

Meet Jenni's cousin, the "boneless webmistress".

(A voice from off screen) "Little more to the left, Hold it! The station is coming in clear! Hold that postion until the end of the game!"

"Hello 911, I was taking this distance learning course in yoga..."

"Are those roaches picketing for higher wages?"

*GASP* "Definatly the last time I eat the bean dip at the 'La-Taco-Rio'..."

Clay H. - "I can't believe the underwire on my pushup bra broke.... I'll have to use my elbows!"

Mike S. -

"Alternet has got to be *somewhere* down there."

Jenni dodges bullets in slow motion.

Jenni, pissed at her boyfriend, sleeps in the chair tonight.

"Oh God, that's one UGLY obscene photograph I just got sent."

Stttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeettch!

"Let go. Let GO! LET GO DAMNIT! LET GO! AARGH!"

Wayne B. - "What is that cat doing to my leg....?"

Mr_Grant - The movers also lost Jennifer's entire skeletal structure.

DaveTheMovieGuy - "Uh...there it is!! My pencil I lost in third grade!"

Larry - "It was't me REALLY It was the chair !"

Louis S. -

"...and one and two and BREATHE..and one and two...ah yes..streaming Richard Simmons.. "

Jenni makes the mistake of logging onto algore.com

As she passes out, Jenni wonders just who was that guy with the funny looking ears...

"I thought this place was mouse free! "

Jenni starts seriously thinking about actually getting some sleep at night....

Joe Smith - "What in the sam hell just bit me??? I know I dont have a dog..."

tazy - All was going well with the substitute robotic Jenni. That is, until some idiot at Alternet in Canada pressed the wrong 'off' button.