Past Masters - the Archives

Number 84 - week ending 29 August 2000

Don't forget - there is the two month break while I am away - look for a new contest in early November. Take care everyone.

This numbers picture was found on Paul Brown's Last Week At Jenni's Place site.

"Moving, moving, painting, making a mess, wrangling animals...writing my "To do" list on my eyelids was ingenius!"

Other Entries

nashtbrutusandshort -

"Now to relax with *Finnegans Wake*, which I've been meaning to read for YEARS. Okay, here we go. . . . 'Riverrun, past the. . . the. . . ' "

"Nope. . . not there. . . Nope. . . not there either. Here? . . . Nope. I'll keep looking. My secret garden's gotta be around here SOMEWHERE."

Jenni's hopes for ultimate enlightenment are dashed as she comes to realize that her navel is just not INTERESTING enough to contemplate for more than a few minutes.

lumpy -

"You bet I work 8 hours a day on this site."

"The bathroom is just too far away, oooooohhhhhhhhh that’s the ticket."

D RttnDawg - "I think I can, I think I can. Now what was I thinking?"

MetalForce - "I must have fallen asleep. Oh, hi Dex!...how long have you been down there?"

Gregory P. - Jenni's latest meditation technique, "Umm, Umm, ZZZZZ"

Jason R. - "Remain calm. Don't let on about the crazy glue and eyelid thing."

Dwayne S. - "Why, oh why did I decide to cut my hair this short?!?"

Dot Ann -

"moving, moving, making a mess, painting, wrangling animals...I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat."

"moving, moving, making a mess, painting, wrangling animals...this free-writing experiment gets more bizarre every day."

tazy - "Moving, moving, making a mess, painting, wrangling animals... sure makes a gal tired."