Past Masters - the Archives

Number 86 - week ending 23 January, 2001

The entry from Generik caught my attention - well it does look like a cable.

This numbers picture was sent by Jennifer herself!

"Yeah, I've got the DSL line all the way in here, but I don't think it's improving my connecting speed any."

Other Entries

Whippet63 - "We must, we must, we must increase our bust..."

Bob S. - "See Dex -- the King's suit will fit you!!"

dave - "Ana Nicole Smith made 450 million ...I know I can get there!!!!!"

dismask - "AND one and two and three and four... and one and two and three and four... thats it your getting it now."

skels - "Somehow this generic exerciser just doesn't seem to be doing the trick."

Jay S. -

"Dex give me back my ben-wa balls, now."

"38 ¼ inches from finger tip to right nipple."

mick -

"Dont look at me like that..."

"Have you seen the length of my arm????"

Generik -

Don't ask Jennifer. Don't William Tell.

"Waiting for the instructions on slingshot.com to download completely can really cramp up your biceps..."

"Don't give me that old line again."

Testing the elasticity of her new thong panties, Jennifer takes a moment to compare the specs with the pink ones she saw at Victoria's Secret.

"That sheepshank double half-hitch sure looked a lot easier to tie on the website!"

"What's that? Hang on a sec, I'll see if it says anything about extremities turning blue and cold..."

"Today, the living room. Tomorrow, K2!"

Gowest -

Mr. Gere's Hamsterectomy was going nicely.

New Invention for removing those annoying "Granny Arm Flaps"

"No wait! I'm really a lefty"

Wabbit Californicus -

"We must! - We MUST! - We MUST increase the -- HAY, what are you trying to tell me here?"

"So why is my computer screen suddenly laughing at my pose?"

Alas, Valentines Day has been cancelled -- Cupid seems to have lost the will to shoot his arrows of love, opting to spend his day surfing for more pictures of Sara Michelle Gellar.

[Worf Voice]"Captain, I *must* protest -- I am NOT a 'merry man'!!"[/Worf Voice]

Suddenly taken out of the Comeptition, Jenni could not go on to the state finals -- all because she didn't hear her computer say "Simon Says" before she started to pull on her licorice whip.

Mr_Grant - o/ We must... We must... We must increase our bust! o/

Nbutlerdidit - Greg Allman tried repeatedly to hang himself, but his vision was too blurry for him to read the directions, and so he is still with us today.

Alex G. - "And one, hi-ya-ya! Two, hi-ya-ya! Three, hi-ya-ya! Four, hi-ya-ya! .oO(I wish these exercises didn't always have to do with archery.)"

fut - ..oO(The box said to stretch with this magic band and my breasts will increase 2 sizes!!)Oo..

questor - "Do not taunt Happy Fun Black Garden Snake, limited warranties apply, void where prohibited"

nashtbrutusandshort -

A Fall-of-Communism retrospective on CNN inspires Jenni to pull down her statue of Jane Fonda.

Okay -- I've lassoed the bull -- now what? I guess I really should've watched this self-help video all the way through first. . . .

"No! Wait! Don't yank my cable yet! I have to see who gets kicked off the island! Just five more minutes. Please."

Kevin N. - Jenni attempts to wrangle the giant cat that we had seen in a previous webcam capture.

Perfgeek -

Jenni was feeling antsy so decided to start assembling her new exoskeleton.

"Drat, these tights were long enough last time!"

"If you look away from the fly at the wall, he wont know what's coming"

"exit, stage right"

TayBar19 -

"Why waste money on an exercise machine when I can get the same workout with my panty hose."

"I am going to be the first to enter in the panty hose archery competition."

"Look, I can shoot the panty hose and hit one of my cats without even looking."

"This new idea of a weapon is easy to carry in my purse. All I do is put rocks in some panty hose and shoot it like a bow and arrow."

"I wonder how far I can stretch my panty hose."

tazy - Archery 101: "Hold the bow with an extended arm. Pull back on the string with the other hand. Wait.... There's something missing. I know theres something missing..."