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Number 88 - week ending 20 February, 2001

Well lots of very interesting captions with this one ranging from the apparently elongated legs of poor old Pistachio, to the obvious "Blackouts" theme (and its many varioants on what sort of blackout), to the "foot fetish" brigade. Now, as any longtime follower of Our Dear Jennifer knows, the foot fetishishists have had a considerable field day at time, what with the fondly remembered shoe rack from College, and even the Foot Fetish Web Page, feet have always figured prominently to many Jennifans.

So this week, I award the prize to questor for his devotion the the foot fetish. Can't you just imagine the scene at the shoesalesmans' conference?

This numbers picture was sent by Robert P.

The stripper was the highlight of the shoesalesman conference.

Other Entries
Cyberbeast - "...so I've decided to lay on the floor and count the ceiling tiles."

IMissMST3K - "Yet another Elvis Sighting In The Seat Cushion caused one Arkansas woman to faint right in her trailer, while her cat, Fluffy, looked on - or was it the fact that she removed her shoes?!? You decide!"

animebabet -
JenniCam is proud to introduce a new sponsor: Nike. Nike... just lie there.

As Jennifer takes some time out to count the dots on her ceiling, her cat takes the opportunity to try out those stilts he's been wanting.

Mr_Grant -

Just a little something for Jenni's foot fetishist following.

In addition to her elbow, she also wouldn't know the difference between her ass and her ankle.

Well Jenni... It's a "blackout". No power; the lights will go out, so it will get dark. Pretty straightforward, really. Now let me tell you about air conditioning and its relation to "room temperature"...

Her AREA is getting blacked out? On the webcam? Like on "Cops" when people don't want their faces shown?

Wabbit Californicus -

Suddenly Jenni passed out after catching a wiff of her cat's latest tuna breath.

Jenni wasn't too worried about lighting during the blackouts, with her fashionably cute cat-shaped lamp. However, news of a new Bob Newhart sitcom sent her into spirals of depression.

Alex G. -

"That's a very confortable footrest, dearie. Where's the chair?"

"*sigh* Blackouts are SO boring! MOM! I'm BORED!"

Fell out of the chair laughing: "You call that a blackout? I live in California!"

Considerably bored seeing how she now can't go play that huge UnReal Tournament game her friends have long prepared for.

She blacked-out. That's what happens when you play Microsoft Flight Simulator and fly upside-down for too long.

Unfortunately, Jennifer didn't recieve the message in time, and she became the 5th person in two weeks to "black out".

That white fluffy kitten on the desk there gave her a "black out", alright. Bad kitty! Bad!

Apparently black outs weren't affecting just computers and televisions...

Brett P. - Having heard that Black outs were ordered for here area Jenni did her part by clubbing her self over the head, till she blacked out. "THANK YOU THANK YOU!! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK TRY THE VEAL!!!"

Flappersquirrel - "...especially since my last blackout left me in Uraguay with a tuning fork, a book of Swedish curse words, and the entire text of Horton Hears a Who tatooed on my bum."

Labratio - After hearing about the impending blackout, Jenni immediately began training her cat to generate power by running a treadmill.

DrPatMan - I don't know what Jenni's doing with her feet.....but how the hell did the cat get such long front legs???

JediClone -

"... But just to be safe, this week I'll be filming less of my body, in order to conserve the webcam's power-- what? who's laughing?"

"To help pay the electric bill I had to pick up a few sponsors. We'll be right back after this word from Dr Scholls!"

"... but enough about that. I still havnt fixed this stupid short in the surge protect- [zap] OW!"

"and in other news, the cat left another "little present" under my desk...ugh..."

"...Heck, I'm not even sure what the *cat* is doing right now!"

In anticipation of the lights going out, Jennifer practices tripping over her furniture.

www.jennigams.org

Little did Jennifer realize the cat was about to strike oil and end the whole damned energy crisis.

Jay S. - "I love these new ergonomic chairs!! Perfect for sit-ups."

jensenblu - "jenni blacks out, as ordered"

Tony Y. - "Dammit Jenni, change the bulb all you want it's not gonna help! You're just gonna end up hurting yourself!"

nashtbrutusandshort -

Nothing makes the trivial interesting quite like marijuana. "Have you ever really looked at stucco before? I mean, really LOOKED at it?"

"Cat, you're the worst Lamaze coach EVER. Of course, I'm not pregnant, so I suppose it doesn't really matter much, huh?"

"Hmm. . . on my back on the floor with my feet in the air. . . reminds me of my good old sorority days."

Jonathon W.. -"Now that Jenni's cat has mastered the act of Cat-Foo, it prepares to attemp the infamos flying foot attack."

MrAtomik - And in the upper left corner we get a rare view of Stumpy, Jenni's peg legged Cat. Sadly, his name was changed from Stimpy shortly after Jenni foolishly tried to keep a bowl of Piranhas as pets.

tazy - "Mama, mama, whats happening??!! Are the blackouts really that bad?"


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