Past Masters - the Archives

Number 89 - week ending 6 March, 2001

Generik must know that I am a stamp collector (among other things)! Anyway, why else would Jodi be poking her tongue out at Jennifer??? Hmmmm....

The Human Genome Project entry from Mr_Grant was a close second.

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers Gallery.

"Thanks for the offer, but these stamps are self-sticking."

Other Entries

Agent_Moldy - "That short? Yeah, Mom, I'd have dumped him, too."

IMissMST3K -

"Mom always loved me best - Nyah!"

"You were warned MANY times in the past that your face would freeze that way... Well, I'm not gonna tell ya 'I told ya so', but... well, I told ya so!"

"Don't stick it out uness you're gonna use it!"

In Minnesota, Ice Pole Champion, Darlene Von Scharpe prepares for the days events.

"So, tell us how you REALLY feel about George Dubya!"

Daleman - "And that's the truth..."

generik -

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Klingon. Could you repeat that in English?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the- WHOA!! Diane Keaton?!?"

"Okay, so should I put you down for 'disagrees with' or 'strongly disagrees with' George W. Bush's presidential legitimacy?"

"Velma? I think you have a piece of liver stuck in your teeth..."

Malificent reacts to Jen refusing to eat the secretly-poisoned apple...

Buffoon - "Yes, I'm sure it was very funny, but I think you really have to see Lucille Ball and Harpo Marx do the mirror scene to get the real flavor of it."

Wabbit Californicus. - "Well, I don't think that this was what Bacall meant by "Put your lips together and Blow"; she was discussing whistling, not pumpkin-seed spitting!"

questor. - "That's amazing, that's my favorite k.d.lang song too!"

Mr_Grant -

After years of being polite, Jenni's identical cousin admits that she doesn't adore a minuet, the Ballet Russes and crepe suzette after all.

*A Quin Martin Production announcer-voice* Tonight's episode: "Single White Jenni"

Human Genome Project Observer's Journal, Week 89. "1600GMT: Introduced the replicants to each other today. Casual observation confirms their visually similarity, and DNA testing shows only 0.0000005% genetic deviation. Tonight we'll see if Dex can tell the difference in the sack."

Oh yeah? Well I'm going to start MY own webcam, and be naked even MORE, and have sex even MORE, so THERE! NYAH! *THPPPPPPT*

Flappersquirrel - After the eighty-fifth viewing of Duck Soup, a terrible thing happens to the mind.

Alex G. -

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in "Jennifer II: Double Trouble!"

"Well, *I* have cable, so NYAH NYAH!"

"Oh, you think you're ALL that, don't you Jennifer?... Well... well... I... er... I can touch my nose with my tongue! HA!"

Someone's a little touchy about Jennifer's new-found fame, isn't she?

"Oh come on now, my mom's meatloaf wasn't THAT bad!"

Shannon C. - Jodi shows Jenni her mysterious "third lip".

Jonathon Y. - "Does my tongue look fat?"

nashtbrutusandshort - After a freak ion storm, Jenni is confronted by her mocking double from a harsh alternate universe.

tazy - "Damn!! The wind changed.... and now I'm stuck like this!"