"... and when I meow three times, you will awaken, remembering nothing of what's happened -- and you will experience an irresistible urge to exchange that case of Veggie Cat 3 (tm) for some Nine Lives' Chicken with Gravy ... Chicken with Gravy ... Chicken with Gravy ..."
Other EntriesKevin - "Jenni, I can tell you had the last can of tuna."Scott Z. - "I have never lost a game of stare-off yet, and you're not going to be the first you damn cat!"
DrPatMan - "Evenin' Miss Jenni.....heard you got a mouse problem"
Josh W. - "
....fish for dinner again?" Geodi - "Mommy, I'm over here! Ooh, cool, she left me some lunch! Here, let me clean that off your face. Pay attention to ME!"
Frisco - "I'm sorry, I'm *sorry*! Just let this be a reminder to save your work more often! Look, look, tell you what... next time I'm working on something important, you can walk across the quit keys on *my* keyboard. How's that?"
Geoffry F. - "Mac, how many times do I have to tell you? Stop clicking on those banners, you are NOT subscribing to get pictures of other KITTIES!"
Billigan - "After 13 hours of the staring marathon, Macadamia starts to waver."
Edgy - "Uh, Jenni, can we talk?....I been meaning to speak to you about all that "Veggie" cat food you been serving........."
Velociter -
"Look deep into my eyes....whoever said pet hypnotism never worked?"D. Arnold - "You want to WHAT!!!???""Now im gonna ask you one more time......where did you hide my JenniCam!!!"
iluvjenni -
"I'm a CAT. Need me to spell it out K A T! I need meat, the other cats in the building laugh at me. Eat any rice lately. Eat any rice lately. One Mouse Burger, that is all I ask!"tazy - "Honestly Jennifer, I didn't eat the last serving of your hummus""Psst. Jenni.. Please don't ignore me. I'm sorry, but it was an old shoe... Just send it to one of those bozos who requested used clothes. They'll never know it was a cat that peed in it!"
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