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Number 90 - week ending 20 March, 2001

Again, lots of very well thought out captions for this one - well, it does lend itself to some very good ideas.

I liked the Macarena entry, and the "I am not a crook" Nixon entry along with the Al Gore hand gestures 401 class entry nearly took the prize.

But this week, I give the prize to Alex G. for the simplisity that is his entry.

Very well done, people, keep it up!

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers Gallery.

Jennifer's gearing up for the local Tiddly Winks competition.

Other Entries
Jonathon Y. -
"OK, invisible newspapers were just not a good idea."

"Check out my new bikini."

"The Macarena will never go out of style."

"I'm not lying, it was this big."

Alex G. -
"Are you REALLY sure that's transparent fabric?" "Honest! $200 please."

"I once caught a tuna THIS big!"

"I give this caption two thumbs somewhat up!"

The JenniCam, where customer satisfaction is job one!

Can't you see she's a Playstation expert?

Xigeous - "Look! Ricky Martin's underwear... Fake out!"

Generik -

Jenni plays a mean air accordion, while her friend accompanies her on air harmonica.

"Wow, the Emperor's new clothing catalogue has some great bargains!"

"I never get that 'see all the people' part right." "Well, for starters, try holding your hands closer together..."

Jen is not usually one to split hairs, but she's not above stretching one on occasion.

Conducting the Sacramento Kazoo Orchestra was the thrill of a lifetime for Jennifer, and definitely worth all the hassle of moving to California.

("I'm sorry, I don't speak Klingon Sign Language. Could you say that again in American Sign Language?")

Until she actually tried it, Jennifer never believed that old adage that "Getting the clap is easier than learning to clap."

"'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'? Two thumbs mostly up!"

"Fan mail from some flounder?" "No, this is what I really call a message!"

Gowest -
The Invisible Man's test results are back.

"Open the door and see all the Dingo's."

"GO! Navy! No wait a minute."

jeff the robofreak -
So, Jenni...how are those Emperor's New Threads working out for you?

When Jenni rented "Hollow Man" she had no idea the video would look like *this*!

lumpy - Can you believe a pubic hair can be this long?

Mr_Grant -

Jenni holds up her Mardi Gras costume for all to see: "Hey, look you guys-- I'm gonna be Lady Godiva!"

Students in Al Gore's class at Columbia University: Hand Gestures For Speechmakers 401.

"OK Dex, now you wind the floss around your thumbs like this... Ya know, someday you're going to have to learn how to do this for yourself."

Jenni's favorite "Seinfeld" episode is the one where Elaine does the Thumb Dance.

"OK... deep breath. Hands at 10 and 2... Put transmission into Drive... Check mirrors... ease up on brake... gentle gas pedal... pull out into traffic..." The start of a nervous first training drive at The Marcel Marceau Driving Academy.

questor - "Deaf-mute truckers everywhere recognize this as the sign for 'double clutching'"

MrAtomik -

"... and these guys had strings attached to their weenies and made them dance around like puppets."

"Yeah, I went out with Generik once, but I never will again, his computer monitor was only this big." [tazy: Ouch! Thats a bit close to the bone!"]

Jenni takes Nixon Impersonation lessons: "I am not a criminal" "No Jenni, give the 'Peace Sign", not the 'Thumbs Up' "

Jenni demonstrates her boxing technique, the same technique she used to receive a black eye.

"Look at this, its the Emperor's dental Floss!"

"10 Finger Keyboard Cramp - aaaaaaaargh!"

Testing whether or not M&Ms really Will melt in your hand as well as your mouth.

Bill M - "I'm sure the Emperor thought it was comfortable, but I still say this fabric is a little too sheer for a house coat."

tazy - Jenni watches in awe as the tiny flea-trapeze act dances across the tightly stretched cotton string.


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