Past Masters - the Archives

Number 91 - week ending 3 April, 2001

All the "kitty" jokes came out of the woodwork for this one! - just as jeff the robofreak suggested! And then there were all the suggestions of devoured mice and such.

However, my favoutite came from Mr_Grant. And its true too... *grin*

This numbers picture was sent in by Robert P.

It's a laptop AND a desktop.

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jeff the robofreak - Ohhh....the 'mouse' and 'kitty porn' jokes are gonna fly around this time.

Generik -

"I don't care if this B. Kliban model IS a collector's item, I want my OLD monitor back!"

With just a few quick keystrokes, you too can have your silicon chip-imbedded cat swatting at imaginary flies or just lying like a slugabed anywhere about the house or apartment.

"Look, I ran on Broadway for years, I'm not moving from this spot for at least a day or two."

...And Jenni came back to see it again, and again, and again...

"Once again, Jen shows her-" "Hold it right there, bub. We're not going to allow that caption in here. What kind of place do you think this is?" "But I-" "Sorry." "Her CAT! Her CAT!! I was just going to say she shows her CAT to the world! What did you think I was going to say?" "All right, that's it, let's go, mister..."

"That's all fine and good, but this is NOT ancient Egypt, and I've got work to do. Now scat!"

All your base are meow to us.

DrPatMan - Being bulky and difficult to maneuver...the "Cat" was quickly reconfigured by engineers to give us the current "mouse".

Heather U. - She acts all innocent now, but when Jenni's away she's Missy_kittycat in the porn chat rooms.

Mr_Grant -

*offscreen* "Hey, has anyone seen the mouse for the Mac?"

Introducing the new Wireless iCat: sleek styling and USB hot-swappable capability. Apple: Purr Different(tm).

questor - "Inevitably it became impossible to watch DVDs on the computer due to the prominence of the "paws" button."

Xigeous - (Refuses to look at Kitty porn.)

Mike T. - "I need that mouse back now!"

nashtbrutusandshort -

.oO That thing was kinda bland and way too crunchy. . . if that's her idea of a mouse, it's no wonder she can't keep her hair one color. . . Oo.

I've heard that Jennifer could get kinda catty, but this is ridiculous.

Few sites produce as much disappointment in first-time visitors as www.pussycam.org.

MrAtomik -

"Drop that Mouse Kitty, drop it!"

"Well, here's my new CNC Robo Kitty, butt Where is the USB port?"

No wonder Jenni's mouse wasn't working properly, check out the size of the dust bunny that was clogging it up.

Years of exposure to CRT radiation have taken its toll on poor Jenni.

Finally, a clear shot of Jenni's Puh, Puh, Puh... Kitty.

tazy - "You don't get *anywhere* near this keyboard until you give me some luvin', ya hear?"