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Number 92 - week ending 24 April, 2001

OK, so I've been a bit slow in dealing with this one - all I can say is sorry. Actually, I'm finding it really hard to keep up the motivation to keep this baby rolling along - it has been under way for several years now. So, do you want me to continue? Is this thing worth it? Does anyone love me...? 8^|

There confession is out of the way, now down to business... Well, to be honest, as I didn't get too many entries this time (obviously you lot are finding it hard to get motivated too... hmmm, I think there may be something in that!), I liked a few, but I still think my suggestion was the best.

So, screw you all (in the nicest possible way *wink*), I'm gonna give it to my alter ego tazy this time.

NO NO NO! You can't do that - You can't be judge and give yourself the prize!!!!

Ok, Ok. So, here's what I'm gonna do - You can vote. Of all the entries listed below - you have a week (until 30 May) to tell me which you think is best. You decide!

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers Gallery.

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Other Entries

Xigeous - .oO(I don't care if I *do* go to hell. I'm not praying to a cat.)

Mr_Grant -

Jenni is very close to discovering who rented "Cliffhanger" on her video store account.

Webcam stardom isn't easy. An ambitious cat has to claw his way to the top.

Wayne A. - Stop being so cheap! Buy a jennicam membership or I will let the cat fall!

nashtbrutusandshort - Jennifer feared that critics would find her first play, "Cat on a Dark Blue Chair," too derivative.

Generik -

"I'm sorry, I find nothing funny in this picture whatsoev- Get the damn cat off the speaker!!"

You know the problem with having a cat in the caption picture, don't you? Everyone wants to make a caption about... felines.

"Hey Jen! Where did you say that Garfield book was again?"

lumpy - Same blue chair just a different pussy.

tazy - "George, George, George of the Jungle......" "Lookout for the......!" "Too late!"