Past Masters - the Archives

Number 93 - week ending 5 June, 2001

Thats more like it! I got quita few on this one. Just guess it goes to show how the picture you are captioning can affect peoples creativity.

Speaking of creativity, for sheer *Technicolor* brilliance, I have to give this one to Kevin S.

Oh, and the result of the last numbers little competition? - I got one vote for each of four different captions! So, I'm no nearer a resolution on that one - so, I think it will stay as is (for now).

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers Gallery.

blurrrrrrrrgh! They'll never find it under here!

Other Entries

Tony Y. -

"No, my dear Jennifer, this is my house. I set the feeding times. I determine when the litter box is to be changed. And, as you can see, I also have control of the furniture. So you tell me; WHO isn't getting any milk today???"

"FEED ME CLOVER!" 'quiet dammit...I think shes coming...'

Jenni tries on her new novelty baseball cap before the game.

Build a better Jenni trap and the world will beat a path to your door.

'Attack of the Killer Dustbunnies'. They're small, viscious and well funded---That's right, they won't even spare your change.

'Raiders of the Lost Change'. Indiana Jen braves booby-trapped sofa cushions and farting felines in her search for both the Ten Commandments that slipped out of her pocket, and of course bus fare.

nashtbrutusandshort - "Oh, hey -- so THAT'S where my Wang Chung cd got to all those years ago."

Generik -

Cushion-huffing is a sad and terrible disease, afflicting thousands of otherwise normal, productive citizens each year. Please help these tragically-caught people break the cycle of addiction by donating generously to the Partnership for a Couch-Sniffing-Free America.

"Smells like Teen Spirit... and loose change."

Say what you will, it beats watching "Survivor" or "The Weakest Link," hands down.

Earthquake Preparedness Drill number 17: Couch cushions offer good protection from shifting blankets and startled house pets.

"...And this is my imitation of Civil War photographer Matthew Brady. Smile for the birdie!"

Unwittingly, Jennifer revealed the secret entrance to the magical kingdom of Narnia to all the webcam viewers...

"Sssshhhh... be vewy, vewy quiet... I am hunting dust-bunnies! Heh heh heh heh..."

"Instead of stickers, I'll just send the winner some loose change and whatever else I can find underneath the cushions..."

"Well, I guess I can understand how it prevents damage to my eyes, but this still seems like a funny way to watch a solar eclipse."

Buffoon - .oO Cool! Another dime! Twenty-five more cents, and I'll have enough for the pizza.... DAMN!!! I forgot about the tip!

questor - "Here we see the elusive Couch Ostrich in its native habitat."

Grandiloquent - On Halloween night, when you dress up as Weird Al, you better know where your accordian is.

MrBungle - Won't Jenni be suprised when she "comes to" in the morning only to realize that her toilet *really* hadn't become softer than she remembered.

Daleman -

"I know the damn cat had the remote under here. Where the hell did it leave it?"

"Jenny continues final modifications on her latest invention, the sectional sofa/toilet seat."

"Note to self: invest in a litter box."

Mike H. - "Don't worry Dex - I've almost got enough cat hair for your wig! Maybe now you'll quit griping about the haircut.

Mr_Grant -

Cat: .oO They'll NEVER find my latest defecatory masterpiece Oo.
Jenni: .oO Ungh… too much vodka… No one'll EVER look under here Oo.

Cat: .oO Jenni has never looked so good Oo.

Thus is it written in the Book of Cat-Human relations: THOU SHALT NOT GAZE UPON THE FACE OF THE CAT THY GOD.

DrPatMan - "Mummenshanz....The Revenge !!!!!"

TJ - the Pineapple - "Maybe if I hide under here, I can avoid the extra bandwith costs... People don't want to look at a couch all day... Do they?"

P. Wayne - "Another quarter and i'll be able to buy those new shoes after all."

Jonathon Y. -

"This apartment isn't that big, why do I keep getting lost?"

"I wonder if I can fit this whole cushion in my mouth."

Jenni goes in search for the lost world of Atlantis.

"There's nothing like a good cushion sniff to get your day started."

Jenni seeks out the little know abominable couch monster.

"I love hide and seek. He will never find me here."

"My God, there's over $100.00 in pennies under here!"

"That's where I left the cat."

Jenni does her imitation of the ostrich.

"I didn't know this was a sleeper sofa."

tazy - "Where did that cat go?... I was sure I saw her crawl under here...."