Past Masters - the Archives

Number 94 - week ending 3 July, 2001

Ok, so I'm not real speedy with this "regular competition" thing - what ya gonna do, beat me up? The usuual excuses apply... judges decision is final.... no correspondence entered into, etc and so forth... Sorry!

Anyway, to finally get around to judging this one, I found my old mate Generik came up with a suitable reworking on the classic line.

BTW - a note to certain people that submit images for use in this competition - they actually *have* to be pictures from the Jennicam - not just any old pictures that you think are funny.

This numbers picture was sent in by Robert P.

"Hey, is that a washer in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

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Mr_Grant -

Dinnertime at Jenni's: She washes the salad greens, while Dex prepares a goose.

Which acupressure point is THAT?

What, no kitchen towels?

Tyler R. - "Put it back in the oven..it's not cooked yet."

Jay S. -

Mine is still firmer.

So this is what my gym teacher meant by grab-ass.

Generik -

Cover of the illustrated manual "Doggie-Style Sink Repairing for Dummies."

*Honk!*

"...So you see, THAT'S how Jennifer broke all the ceramic pieces on the window sill and got that nasty bruise on the top of her head."

Skels - "Let me get this straight - Left side hot Right side cold."

DrPatMan - "Hey Jenni....this guy never puts up a new picture...My hand has been on your ass all month."
[Ed. - And you're complaining about that? *wink*]

tazy - "Here Jenni, let me help you reach..."