Past Masters - the Archives

Number 96 - week ending 18 September, 2001

I guess the events of the past few weeks have put somewhat a dampenner on our humour - I know it certainly did for me. Somehow with such momentous events unfolding before my very astonished eyes, picking a winner for such a trivial competition as I run here did not seem appropriate.

However, life does move on, and with a much heavier heart, I will try to get this thing going again.

With not many entries to choose from, I found that from bertil144 to be the better.

In other news, please note the new email address for sending in future entries - I will have chnaged work circumstanses at the end of this year - just getting chnaged over now. New address:
wilsona@NOSPAMwn.com.au (Don't forget to remove the NOSPAM before you send).

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers own Gallery.

"Wait a minite?! I've been ripped off! This isn't a Oujia board?! No wonder I've been having leg cramps."

Other Entries

DrPatMan - Why would Jenni need a bottle of Windex to clean the Twister spinner? Be afraid...be very afraid.

Jeff G. - "Light brown...............light brown? I don't have light brown. I' ll just paint her eyes a bright yellow."

Snazzette - "Okay, so...put your right hand on the red, and then put your left foot on the.....boy, this is a *LOT* harder than it looks on TV...."

taylor - "I keep scratching but theres still no smell."

carl - "Ok, right hand red then left hand yellow......hmm.... now what do I do with my left foot again?"

tazy - "They'll never work that *this* is the real way I always win at Twister!"