Past Masters - the Archives

Number 97 - week ending 22 October, 2001

Once again there are some very whitty lines that you guys come up with.

The foot fetish always seems to get me (... I mean how people can find humour in feet, not that *I* have a foot fetish...), and so Agent Moldy takes out the award for this number.

In other news, I recently recived a notice from Yahoo! Geocities informing me that the site had temporarily been taken down due to too much traffic. Although thats a bit inconvenient for you, the loyal viewing public, in some ways it a compliment to have that happen - must be something you guys like about this site!

This numbers picture was found on Jennifers own Gallery.

"Are you *sure* you're a licensed podiatrist?"

Other Entries

Agent Moldy -

"Yukozuna goes horribly wro--well, maybe not *too* terribly wrong..."

"Go, kitty! Pillage! Plunder! Take all you can get! I'll hold her off as long as I can!"

DavidDKB - "Well, you burned my bobsleigh woman.....now pay the price!!"

Tony Y. -

"This can't be right......what the hell kind of man could have written the Kama Sutra???"

"...And now for another exciting game of Guess What I Had For Dinner Last Night!"

"Oh no! My belly-button ring is caught on your Prince Albert!"

Generik -

"Well... it's no Bowflex." "Yeah, well, you're no Hootie."

"Are you sure you were holding the Kama Sutra right side up?"

chlocourt - "No Dex, can't see the mouse up there. I told you it must have fell down the back of the desk !!"

Whippet63 - "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!!!"

Adrian O. - "What is it with men?", Jennifer sighed, "carkeys, wallet, clitoris, it's always in the last place they look."

tazy - "Kids, do NOT try this at home - it's a lot more dangerous than it looks, and should be left to professionals that know what they are doing."