"Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen and all you sicko's out there in the world of roleplay wrestling! This is Tazz CEO of FTW Wrestling commentating on Weekly Warzone. You are tuning in to one fo the most important and the last Warzone before our PPV Ring Rage. Tonight is the ultimate decider. Out of this fatal fourway FTW Rulz match the winner will be in the main event next week at Ring Rage. In the event the champion wins he will get to pick an opponent of his choice out of the roster. This is an important match for all four competitors."
**Pyrotechnics. Area of stage moves up like a lift with Moleman on it. Mollin' by Limp Bizkit blasts out in the background. Moley chants echo around the arena.**
"The FTW World Heavyweight champion has arrived and the fans love it."
**The Matrix theme plays as Mr. Evil shuffles down the ramp. The boo's and taunts from the crowd are deafening. He makes the Triple Threat sign.**
**Just as Cannon is about to make his entrance Disciple jumps him from behind on the stage area. Disciple nails Cannon with a steel chair. He then places the chair on a downed Cannon and elbow drops him.** "The FTW chants echo around the arena. This is just what FTW rulz is all about." **Disciple goes for an early cover but Evil is now up the ramp and makes the save. Moleman has also joined his opponents. Cannon is still down. Disciple makes a run at Moleman and Evil but they flapjack him on the hard metal ramp.** "Man, he could have broken his nose." **Moleman and Evil start exchanging blows until Moleman gets the upper hand and throws Evil through the entrance area. Cannon gets up and follows his companions backstage but is met with a kendo stick as soon as he goes through the curtain. Moleman and Evil are still brawling heavily. Moleman manages to whip Evil into some heavy machinery but Evil retaliates and plants Moleman with a Tornando DDT on the concrete. Disciple then comes through and nails both Evil and Cannon with a Keep Out! Sign. He then picks up Evil on his shoulder and drives him headfirst into a steel garage door. He goes for the cover 1,2... Moleman breaks up the count with Moleman drop (Bonzai drop). Moleman goes for the cover 1,2.. Cannon brings a 2" by 4" across Molemans head. All three men are now down. Cannon ascends a pile of boxes.** "You cannot be serious. He must be 15 feet up in the air with nothing on the floor but concrete." ** Moleman, Evil and Disciple start to rise but immediately come crashing down when Cannon hits them all with a Cannon bomb (swanton bomb) from 15 foot up.** "Holy Sh*t chants can be heard from the crowd. They love this." **Cannon then locks on the Cannonball (sharpshooter) on Evil. Evil is refusing to tap. Disciple is up and knocks down Cannon with a metal pipe. He then picks up Evil and delivers the Hell's Angel (standing Uranagi suplex) through a pile of wooden crates.** "Hell's Angel! Hell's Angel! Evil is out. but wait! Who's that behind Disciple? He's not in this match!" **The Censor sneaks up behind Disciple and hits him with his patented dropkick to the back of the head. Disciple crashes into a pile of boxes. He then starts to pull Evil on top of disciple but Cannon nails him with a steel chair. Moleman then hits the Triple Threat member with a Molespear sandwiching him against a nearby truck. Censor slowly crawls away.** "It looks like we have seen the last of Censor for this match but the damage has already been done. If it weren't forCensor Disciple would have already won." **Evil has been knocked unconscious and doctors are tending to him. Disciple is still winded as Cannon and Moleman beat on each other. Moleman hits Cannon with a low blow.** "Perfectly legal in this type of match-up." **Moleman then tries for the Molebomb(double-underhooked arms powerbomb to pin) but cannon reverses and Fusedrops(backdrops) Moleman on the concrete. Moleman is out. Cannon then props Moleman against some heavy machinery and goes for his signature move The Dynamite Flip(Handspring elbow). Cannon hits it and gets an elbow right to the throught of Moleman. Cannon the hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. 1,2.. Moleman powers out. Cannon goes to find a steel chair but while he is looking is hit with a baseball bat to the face by Disciple. Disciple then fetches a table. He drenches it in Parrafin and holds up a lighter.** "The crowd know what is coming next. FLAMING TABLE! And who better to deliver it than king of the flaming table Disciple." **Disciple lights the table. He then delivers a few more baseball bat blows to Cannon's head for good measure. He sets up Cannon and then short powerbombs him through the flaming table.** "My God!! Cannon is alight! And the FTW chants are almost defeaning!" **FTW staff drench Cannon in buckets of water as he rolls in agony. Meanwhile, Disciple goes after Moleman. Moleman and Disciple brawl through the backstage area throwing everything they can at each other. Disciple hits Moleman with a spear off the top of a pile of boxes and goes for the cover. Moleman manages to power out and hits Disciple with a vicious Molehill pile(driver) on the concrete. Disciple is badly hurt. Moleman pulls out a ladder and strikes Disciple down with it three or four times in a row.** "That ladder is just bouncing off Disciple's head!" **With Disciple down Moleman then sets up the ladder and climbs it.** "It looks like he is going for a SUPER Molesline from Hell." **Moleman gets to the top of the ladder. Disciple is starting to rise. Moleman jumps from 10 feet up at Disciple. Disciple manages to dropkick Moleman as he comes down sending him crashing into the ladder and concrete floor.** "My God! Both men are down and exhausted." Moleman slowly rises to his feet as Disciple tries to do the same. But out from behind a parked truck comes a running (and badly burnt) Cannon carrying a Cannonball! He nails Moleman with the 100lbs object. As they both come crashing down Cannon is on top. He's got the leg hooked.Disciple tries to make the save. 1,2,3. Cannon is the winner!**
"We have a winner! My god this has to be the damndest match i have ever seen you saw these men give it their all. Now we have a main event for Ring Rage!"
"My God! I'm Tazz, that was Warzone. Thankyou for tuning in C U NEXT WEEK AT RING RAGE!!!!"
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