A Midsummer Night's Post 2


Written by: OztheVampSlayer

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Michelle- And so it begins. The warriors hath set thine minds toward battle for the board and for thine queen.

Oz-Man- What is thy name, soldier?

LC- Thy name is LC, and mine companion is Fred, the daemon.

Bagel- An asset to stopeth yon gremlins.

LC- Indeed.

Oz-Man- Excellent. Bring in the next soldier! What is thy name?

ForgiventheEternal- Thou mights calleth ye ForgiventheEternal. Non, ForgiventheEternallyVictorian. Non, ForgiventheEternalWarrior. Non, for what’s in a name? A warrior by any other name would hath smelly feet.

XW- I see. "Bob" ‘tis.

ForgiventheEternal- Bob? Then Bob I shall be!

LaVelle- Hath no fear, ye olde bean, for LaVelle prepareth for battle!

Nyx- And what of yon JenJoy?

JenJoy- Here, fair Nyx! JenJoy prepareth for conflict against thine gremlins!

~AngelHasASOul~- Yon gremlins shall not surviveth! Thine mastery as Pic Chic shall overcome yon monsters!

Oz-Man- And what of the final members of the board army?

Wwolfe- Yon wolfie hath yon wit for satirical struggle!

Maye- Ye expert of slayeth of gremlins arriveth for battle!

Chris-c- Yon bezoars shalt feeleth the wrath of chris-c! Ignoreth no longer!

Mina/Elizabetha- Yon lady of tennis art here, looketh for thine stars of Buffy and prepareth for thine bitch-slapeth.

Onos- Prepared for battle, thine art. Leadeth the strike, Jedis Oz-Man and Bagel shall. Lieutenants, XW and Nyx art. Thine gremlins shalt whither and die!

All- Whither and die!

Michelle- Good luck, fair warriors. Yon queen needeth thine beauty rest. For thine next five sunrises.

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