A Midsummer Night's Post 5
Written by: OztheVampSlayer
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am poor. Don't sue me.
Insidetheweb- Thou cannot stopeth thee! Insidetheweb has the power to destroyeth thine posts!
Oz-Man- Nay! We hath destroyed thine gremlins!
Insidetheweb- We hath more power than thine gremlins, fool! Observeth!
Kurupt- What? Mine powers art failing! I cannot…
Onos- Sugar Daddy! He hast disappeared!
XW- Bringeth him back, villain! And, could you geteth me a doughnut, while you art up? Grape jelly, preferably.
Bagel- Yes, but do not geteth a bagel. I hateth bagels.
Oz-Man- Could we stayeth on track, people? Evil? Sheesh.
Insidetheweb- Enough! I hath thine Sugar Daddy, and I control yon board! I hath won!
Nyx- More evil without thine banter. Bad evil! Bad!
G-Man- Hey, Mina, after the apocalypse, how about we goeth back to thine place?
Michelle- Wait a minute, I knoweth that IP address! The insidetheweb executive! It’s…Larry!!
Larry- Ha ha ha! Deleteth this, Board Momma! #@)$!!*&#!
Wwolfe- Thou shalt taste the power of Northeastern Ohio! Right, Oz-Man?…Oz-Man?
Oz-Man- Oh, sorry, all thine talk of jelly doughnuts hath made thee hungry.
JenJoy- Don’t worryeth, guys! Be happy! We haveth nothing to worryeth about! Just smileth and thinketh of butterflies!
Larry- #&*@!! Bwa-ha-ha! You cannot deleteth me!
LaVelle- Hi. Again, I appeareth for no reason.
Onos- Oz-Man, thine writing sucketh. Urk!
JenJoy- Onos hath disappeared! Where…urk!
Bagel- Now JenJoy hath disappeared! Art these the handiworks of Larry?
Oz-Man- No. Onos hurteth mine feelings, and JenJoy art too perky. Well, people, killeth Larry! Sheesh!
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