A Day in the Posting of the Oz-Man
Written by: OztheVampSlayer
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
'Where's the Oz-Man?' posted DBangel, eagerly awaiting to post her newest picture, since she finally got that blasted scanner working.
'Hark for here I am!' OztheVampSlayer replied.
"Oh, Lord. It is him! He truly exists! The Oz-Man!" all the newbies thought. They did not dare post to him, because, hey, they are newbies.
'Ozzie! How's life on the transvestite side treatin' ya?' XW asked.
'Wait, which side?'
'Ick.'
'Pfft!' Nyx answered.
'Nyx!' came a reply from Bagel, XW, and the Oz-Man.
'Yo Oz-Man! Bust out the Whip Cream...It's ladies night...ladies on us night that is,' posted G-Man, glaring at a SMG poster.
'Where's Mina?' asked Oz.
'Oh, she's...busy,' G-Man replied.
'Man, you ARE good,' Oz posted.
'I repeat, ick,' XW replied.
'Jeez, is that ALL you think about?' Oz posted.
'Yeah,' XW responded. 'That and sex. Oh wait, we were talking about sex right? Oops.'
'No, you sicko,' Oz posted sarcastically. One of the two was getting very confused very quickly. They didn't know which.
'Yo Oz-Man, what's shakin'?' Bagel asked.
'Well, most of me. Oh, that's not what you meant, is it....oops.'
'LOL!' replied JenJoy. 'How's the Jedi life?'
'Well, gremlins are dying, that's all I gots to say.'
'Power to the Jedi!' Bagel responded.
'Yeah! Well, I'm heading out. I'm tired as heck. Night all,' the Oz-Man posted.
'No Oz-Man, STAY! And have a cookie!' Bagel said.
'No Oz, we worship you!' replied JenJoy.
'We need you!' replied G-Man.
'What? Get the hell out,' replied XW.
'Night all,' Oz replied, since he always stays 20 minutes after he claims he is leaving.
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