Avengers of Pop Music
Written by: Mitsy and f=j
Disclaimer: We don't own the pop stars or the Regulars used in this fic.
Dedication: to G man and Joe without you this useless fic wont be complete
Chanie522: Lindsers: MUWAHAHAHAHA!! teh morning post
is mine once again!!
Mitsy: linders shut up with the morning post
Lindsers: NO! it's MINE! MINE i say!!!
f=j: *sobs in pride* she's soo evil....
Mitsy: oh guess what im going to the all pop tour summer concert tomorrow yeah baby Britney spears,Nsync.my goal is to seduce JC
f=j: really mits?? cool! "oops! I did it again!" "bye. bye. bye!!!"
Heather: AGh britney spears i heard she has breast implants again now it like a Z size cup
Joe: oh, god....here they go with the pop people again...I knew there was a reason I left F adn those dissrespectful brats.... but one thing is certain britney is damn hot
f=j: joe, you watch it! *pulls out rocket launcher*
Lindser: DISRESPECTFUL?? well...your a good-for-nothing! :-)
Dru enter wearing a hooche outfit sees lavelle and goes after him "oh my baby"
f=j: is it jsut me or this getting a bit too guttery for this early in the morning?
XW: you can NEVER be too guttery f=j!
Miesl Dru: whip it harder leo
lavelle: i cant take it anymore it too dangerous
Heather: my VIRGIN EARS!!! *runs, screaming*
Maye:*mocks heather* Oh my gosh my VIRGIN EARS
mitsy:heather you aint a virgin you got 5 kids
Heather: well...well....*realizes this is ponitless and quites down*
JJ:behold the princess has come*JJ sees james
marsters walking by not knowing the danger
he putting himself in *
f=j: <---yeilding to the princess....but NOT praising
G
JJ: JAMIE my baby*JJ runs to JM knocking him
unconcious carriying his body and lock him in her
room*
f=j: hey!!!! he's MINE!!! *fights JJ for JM*
Maye : where my harmen men?
xw: you wouldn't happen to have a Nick B. look-alike
there would ya?
Gman and Ew comes to the morning post making out
not knowing what going around them
maye:sure i have everything here you go
XW: whoo-hoo! *runs off with the Nick B look-alike*
Mitsy: oh oh do you have a JC man?
F=J: or a Joey mac one?
Gman: shut up with the Nsuck crap
Ew smiles and just keep on kissing G-man
Mitsy: hey you shut up with nsync it nsync not N'suck and they happen to be the greatest band in the
world
f=J; Yeah!! mommy and daddy!!! where are you?! they're
maknig fun of our guys!! get em!
oztehvampslayer: *arrives with a shot gun* who picknig
on my daughter?? nobody messes with my daughter"
Ozzie shoots at Lavelle while looking so damn good
doing it
Bagel: *watching this with pride* GOod work Oz! Defend
our daughter!!
Lavelle Dodges the bullets one by one in slow motion.
And miss all the bullets while cool techno music is at
the backround.
Lavelle: Whoa!!
Kurupt enters after partying all night" Creature
of trhe Nighter ARROICe*he not realizing that it day
time and just look like an idiot*
AngelX: Um.....Shaun?....It's the DAY time,....
Kurupt: IT os?
AngelX:" yeah. what WERE u doing last night?? :)
Lavelle after dodging the bullets:whoa someone
types worst than mitsy
Kurupt: "why trying to do what we do everynight have
sex and try to rule the world"
f=j: um....too much info there! lol :-)
HEather: "this is all to much for me i cant take it
all this nonscene of sex and pop and oh my virgin ears"
Heather *runs off, screamiong, holding her poor virgin ears*
JJ: guess what i just been elected to be the
president of the United states and James Marsters is
my first lady
James Marsters: im not your fricken lady
f=J: Congrats, JJ! *steals JM when she is not looknig*
Mitsy: what wrong with pop music? i mean it the
same kind of music like all the other kind of music
but with much cooler music than the other kinds of
music in the music industry of the music we are
listening too
XW: I dotn know a word you said mitsy but i smile
and nod and eat bugs out of my hair
Miesl Dru: you do that hun
wwolfe: pop music is the tool of the Handmaidens!!!
no it is not
Mitsy:*bring something very powerful that can hurt
people and stands in pride for what she beleives in*
wwofle: yes it is!
Starlite: Cant we all just get along?
Socks: oh my new wallpaper is up it all of the pop
music people all killed and
gutted
like litlle fishies in a lake
f=J: *not paying attention* "oops! I did it again! I
played with your heart! got lost in this game..oh baby
baby...oops! u think i';m in love! that i'm sent from
above...I'm not that innocent...
Mitsy:oh britney spears baby
*the rest of the board starts galring evilly at f=j*
f=j: what??
Mitsy comes along: you drive me crazy i just cant
sleep oh baby baby im in to deep you drive me crazy
but it feels alright baby baby you keep me up all
night
*all teh board starts hodling their ears, looknig in
pain screaming:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Oscar enters:hello all you crazy kids
all the regs:hi oscar
mitsy:wazzup dude?
Oscar: For the last time im a GIRL
F=J *board looks at him in astonishment* WHAT????
Oscar leaves and just flipped us off
Enigma walks in not knowing the chaos in the post
and say" the book is so like cool,and you guys are so
like major coolness that makes the
book cool the way it supposed to be cool
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