The Yearbook
Written by: DBangel aka "Bagel"
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: All people own themselves. This is a parody/satire, and is in no way meant to offend.
Wow all! Our COTN yearbooks arrived late (they came with the finale you know!), but they're finally here! Check out the award-winners!
DBangel aka "Bagel"
Most likely to: hate bagels as an adult
Quotable Quote: "I've got news! Well, kind of…"
Xander's Woman aka "XW"
Most likely to: make people pass out laughing and then draw funny faces on them with black magic marker
Quotable Quote: "Freudian slip, perhaps? Oh, maybe I should stop now….Nah!"
OztheVampSlayer aka "Oz-man"
Most likely to: be the world's first slightly crude comedic cross-dresser
Quotable Quote: "I'm leaving. I know y'all are sad, 'cause you love me so much. But I'll be back all-grumpy-like in the am."
Nyx aka "Nyxie pixie"
Most likely to: open a cyber-art gallery, with a room just big enough for her ego.
Quotable Quote: "Awwww guys, my ego. Really. Pffft, stop it!"
Gellar's-man aka "G-man"
Most likely to: become SMG's stalker. (And eventually her guy, with his persuasiveness)
Quotable Quote: "Wait, my adoring fans, I think I see SMG over there!"
AnGeL X aka "Michelle"
Most likely to: go cross-eyed and crazy from lack of sleep and too much computer time
Quotable Quote: "I'm awake….kind of."
Onos aka "the professor"
Most likely to: receive the famous "Yon-groan"
Quotable Quote: "happy this honor to receive I am."
Mina/Elizabeth aka "Mina"
Most likely to: miss countless opportunities to meet BTVS stars
Quotable Quote: "I JUST missed seeing (BTVS star name here) over at (insert place)"
ForgiventheEternal aka "The one with many names"
Most likely to: develop a multiple-personality disorder
Quotable Quote: "My name is…(what?) My name is…(who?) My name is…"
JenJoy aka "The famous one"
Most likely to: be voted the happiest person alive
Quotable Quote: "Spike makes me happy. So does the poem with me in it. And so does…"
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