Opinion (other) Ambiguity: A sentence that can be taken two ways Ambiguity: Bass Ambiguity: Headline kills more Ambiguity: Triple sign in Cleveland Ambiguity: Your money is no good here Anachronisms: Dialing, choo-choos, sets Announcing the train's next stop Arial  rn  looks like  m Berries bursting in air Birds: A conversation with a sparrow Bird behaviors change over time Bird Island, a fantasy Blue moons are like shortstops Bread can last weeks, not just days Cat communication Changing cliches Check your pockets! Children's misfortunes bring tears to some people's eyes Computer keyboards need a Shift Lock Computer monitors should be lower Cooler weather is back, much to my relief CW means Country & Western to me Denver's not on a mountain, Pittsburgh's not on a coast Discarding old magazines Divorces are down because marriages are down Driving: Aggressive drivers use their brakes a lot Driving: Don't merge until it's time Driving: Looking a car in the face Driving: My car changes colors Driving: Stay in your own lane on turns Driving: This car observes the speed limit Enroughty's family name Explanations vs excuses Funds dedicated to specific uses?  Only in the public sector Holding it in, despite the mean widdle kid's tantrums Humpty Dumpty: Why an egg? Initials define names in my mind Internet from home replaces local newspapers Keep this party a secret! Meaning of "passive-aggressive" Meaning of "Toledo blade" Men are a minority Mental health: no one's perfect Most recognizable brand in media? News stories should use boldface for names Nobody goes there?  Nobody among your friends, you mean Ohio is shaped like the USA Pinking shears Preflight checklist Pronouncable corporate names Quote the speaker only after identifying him Ralph Fiennes, real quick! Restaurants:  too slow, or fast, or slow "Rubberneckers" are just driving safely Smelling flavors Snow songs aren't just for December Sometimes you have to accept the "unacceptable" Stressing words when reading aloud "That" can't always be omitted Timing precisely when I fall asleep Troopers' chinstraps Tucson or Tuscon? Wallet full, mouth shut Website gets new look for 2007 Website serves as my database Which line are you in? Worst woman's disease