<DeRaptor> dominion, events' version of an aoler room.
<Fuuko> Oh, btw, happy communism day, everyone!
<TheCambot> Oh my god. I was eating a bag of peanuts, and I just read the label, and it says "Warning: Contains nuts." 
<TheCambot> America is the stupidest country ever.
<DethGlow> College? in Nevada? 
<Goku> Would never think they'd have one of those there!
* Cassius tries 1-800-hotdyke, just to see if it's there..
<USA> I AM USA! 
* Terrorist Leader bombs the USA. 
* MIndiaB invades the USA
* MIndiaB and his country hugs Halo.
 * Fuukommunist China sends all of her minio...er...citizens to collectively hug Halo
<TheDave> Oh, you know what's fun to do to phone company telemarketers? 
<TheDave> Get them distracted, and the might say "I'd like to offer you 10 cents a minute".... <TheDave> Instead of "a rate of 10 cents a minute... 
<TheDave> So you keep them talking for an hour, then ask how you'll be paid.
<Atlas> THE ENCORE IS LONGER THAN THE CONCERT
* Guam2822 MP3 -$null- 0.00MB  [Guam2822:#BotTestLab MP3] - - 0.00MB
<Goku> Gumbys on at like 3am CN 
<IncMeltMan> It's in between "Superfriends" and "Speed Racer" in CN's "Cartoons that are really great if your stoned block"
<Goku> Nuke? whats a nuke? 
<ZeroCool> Brain? whats a Brain? 
<Goku> Not sure of that one either
<TheDave> I have an idea for a script! The "Quentin Tarantino-izer"! It inserts "fucking" inbetween two random words in a sentence!
* Sentroid91 ponders Lodovik's face on a nude girl's body.
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<MSTManos> RUN! YE ANNOYING CAM IS ON THY WAY! 
<MSTManos> Oh, hi Cam.
<Timmyling> I like the idea proposed by Dilbert (Primitive as it may be.) -- Make the president issue an executive order for people to march into the sea. When all of the smarter people are left, we can become an actual good country.
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<IncMeltMan> Is the Skipper in? 
<IncMeltMan> Oh....wait 
<IncMeltMan> can you change it to Gilligan so what I said would be funny.
<Goku> Odd people bother me 
<Freakanen> goku you just said that 99% of the US' population bother's you 
<Goku> Yes I know 
<Goku> I am a busy person
<Zarlock> It seems, if they type it caps, people will start to care, that's incorrect
* JohnMuir points to Ku's shirt that reads "I will burn you all." 
<Goku> Damn, I knew I should have worn something else to my post office interview today
<TheDave> And it's not pronounced "Nazi" 
<Goku> It's pronounced like that gmae with the dice 
<Mystic Rebel> Yahtzee? 
<Fuuko> So...you think the Third Reich was actually supposed to be a Yahtzee expansion?
<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!
<Anderson> Ive been working for 3 hours and it still wont work right 
* Freakanen points at the sign that reads "Plagarism saves time"
<Wraith> AHHHHHHHHHH! ICQ 99b has a wav of the EVIL ICQ cat going "meeyow!" buck if you slow it down and play it backwards at 345% slower speed, it says "I am the unholy leader of darkness on the internet, bow to me! Bow down! bow dooooown!"
<chuchudda> porno...........now thats a job I could really "get into" 
<Merlyn> Well it stiff competion

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