<BobIshmael> You crazy Brits and your crazy kiddie shows. 
<Locdog07> You crazy Americans and your crazy Fox shows. 
<BobIshmael> Touche.
<Wraith> masturbation sounds soooooooo good right now 
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<LIZ> AGE SEX WHERE ARE YOU 
<Atlas> I can't tell you. I'm Carmen Sandiego
*** Kestrel changes topic to '`%%, `%%, `%%, -=Come in the room within ten minutes, and Kestrel will rub your face between her breasts.=- `%%, `%%, `%%, '
*** ReBe£§pI®iT][IMX° (Te®®o®][zE@12.26.8.18) has joined #BotTestLab 
<Sloloem> ahem! attentive ops, please notice what just walked in.
<Spoon> He was like "Hahaha. I nuked spo...wait...SPOON! I NUKED SPOON! FUCK!"
* Polo [Is Back]From/Going to see Galaxy Quest.]Was Away For]/I was gone for 22 hours, 38 minutes, 32 seconds
<Polo> And all the people in those chats can't even spell "You" 
<Polo> Or "to," or "for." 
<Polo> I mean, did they grow up in the 30's? Was there a letter shortage?
<Wraith> WOOOOOOGAROOOOOOOOO! 
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<Sloloem> What was that Wraith? the anti-exogen yell?
<Goku> ' is the Enter buttons bitch
<Fuchsia> Have you ever seen a real naked girl?
<Xenotech> I spy on my mom 
<Xenotech> she is hot!
<Goku> has nukes on it 
<jasoN> i could fire them at peoplei dont like 
<jasoN> and their surrounding states
*** Sloloem was kicked by Polo (Metal + Flesh = Pain. It's sort of the principle behind guns.)
<exogen> hey Janus...I'm ready too mail this modem... do you want it there tomorrow in good condition....or 2 to 6 weeks from now in a crushed box and with all the parts inside broken?
*** Dave changes topic to 'One of us is pregnant at 13, one of us has a terminal illness, and the rest of us are depressed. It's all part of the fun, non-depressing hijinks at the Lab.'
*** Polo changes topic to 'Super Bowl (Insert Long Roman Numeral Here): We don't care who wins, as long as the talking lizards and the Pepsi girl lose'
<Dave> Hmm... Lennon died in 1980... Polar fleece debuted that same year. My conclusion... Polar Fleece killed John Lennon! 
<Dave> It's only logical... if you're into nutcase conspiracy theory
<Cuban Atlas> See, Zeir, FD is smart..He ops himself the moment he enters 
<FD> This way I can abuse the power faster 
<Polo> That's the American way 
<FD> Damn right
<exogen> I HAVE DEVELOPED AN EXTENSIVE FORMULA THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE AMERICA 
<exogen> 188 GOLDFISH SNACK CRACKERS + 49 M&M's = DIARRHEA 
<exogen> I'M A GENIUS~
<DeRaptor> Poll is now open for: should Manos send everyone his picture of Bob breast-feeding N? Type !yes or !no to vote. 
<Timmyling> !fortheloveofgodno
* Tyris takes out a knife and Stabs Mep. Thats for changing your nick. 
* Tyris stabs again! thats for getting my knife bloody!
<Mepitans> The guy who made the car for the Munsters is talking about how he had to bribe this guy to get a coffin because no one was dead 
<MeltingMan> He coulda just killed someone. 
<MeltingMan> Oh....that's illegal isn't it?
<MeltingMan> Stupidity explains a lot of things. 
<MeltingMan> Laziness explains most of the rest.
* foo goes someplace sensible...ill be back when the sillyness ends
<Mabus> sillyness ends?
<Polo> Then you'll be gone for a long time
<Mabus> need my sleep so i may kill people with sharp senses

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