* Crowbie grabs a toothpick and slashes one of the wings 
* Bahumut Zero roars loudly and eats crowbie 
<MiB> ewww...what way? 
<Bahumut Zero> The most pleasurable of course. 
<MiB> LOL!!
*** MiB changes topic to 'HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! IM NAKED!!! ...........nm...'
<Cassius> I'm confusing yourself 
* Cassius wonders wtf he just said
<MiB> oh GOD! NOT HIHO.WAV!!!! ACK!
* DarkAngel thinks about doin an autoquoter
<DarkAngel> whenever someone says "porn" 
<Cassius> Oh... I suppose the file would be: c:\mirc\Cassius.txt
<Data> sometimes I think we're lucky he hasn't started screwing the disk drive...
*** Bion changes topic to 'My stalker is stoopid.' 
<Bion's Stalker> I like that topic Bion! 
<Bion> LOL 
<Bion's Stalker> lol 
<Bion> STOP IT!!!!!! 
<Bion's Stalker> Bion, are you all right?
<DarkAngel> ZOOMER 
<DarkAngel> COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A NEWBIE
<Eeyore> <Clinton> Ah did not hayve sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky...well, yes I did...many times...and I'M NOT SORRY either!
<Atlas> Servo if you were married to the most powerfull man on Earth you'd stick with him too 
<Servo> Why would I be married to the most powerful man on earth????
<Eeyore> <Clinton> Ah must be on drugs, I'm addicted to sex...I knew I shouldn't have volunteered to be a test subject for Viagra
<Jack-Acid> I smell sex and candy... oh, wait, it's Clinton at Mr. Bulky's...
<Jack-Acid> I dunno... blame Bill Gates... I do.
<Atlas> "PBS IS FREE BECAUSE IT SUCKS!"
*** cinders changes topic to 'this is the topic and if you don't like it then BITE ME' 
* Atlas bites cinders
<cinders> Eeyore is on a roll 
<Eeyore> Well, that speech really ticked me off! 
<Jack-Acid> Clinton basher!
<Eeyore> The whole lab could take it on the road! 
<Atlas> Quoteapalooza
<Atlas> 12-=Quote added=- () 
* Eeyore wonders why a pair of parenthesis were quoted
<Eeyore> Here's one...how about a spinoff of Sailor Moon...same concept but set in the 70s..."70's drug POWER!" 
<Eeyore> Although it could be good if you did "70's disco power"
*** plinger was kicked by Atlas (Shut up. Of course he can zoom. I'll even help him)
<Cyrollan> How unlucky can you get: a guy lives in a 100 or so population town out in alaska. he goes out into the woods and sits alone by the fire... and gets hit by a falling satellite... did he bomb mirror factories for a living or something?
*** Nomadic sets mode: +O That flying little monkey that shoots beans out of his ass.
* Nomadic goes back to his happy little world inside his head where the monkeys sing to him, and where rivers of Honey go zooming down the railroad splashing every person, then englufing them turning them into a big block of gunk..
<Nomadic> the icecream man is playing his music backwards...wtf
* Mubwn walks out the Cavern and jumps off the cliff and spreads his wings and flys away.. then realizes he can't fly with his wings and plummits to the ground Screaming his head off!! "AHHHHHHHHH!!!" :

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