Scrub Up Archive
Quotes from the best sitcom of the milennium (to this point)

"But if you ever do want to know my opinion, rest assured it will ALWAYS be that you're an incredible pain, and that every time I see your kew - pie - doll face it just makes me wanna...pick ya up and shake ya, until all the hours of my life that you've wasted...fall out."

-Dr. Cox

"I know what you're thinking."

*Your butt looks like two Pringles hugging.*
"No, you don't."

-Elliot and J.D.