JOKES

I love jokes! Here are a few of my favorites:
What do you call an Indian proctologist?
Answer: A "Poky-mon."

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Answer: Because they taste funny.

A business man, upon leaving a hotel, asked the bellboy,
"Would you run up to the 5th floor and see if I left my brief-
case? Please hurry, I have 3 minutes to catch the train."
Two minutes later the bellboy came puffing downstairs. "Yessir," he replied,"It's up there!"

Two cows were sitting by a fence, talking.
First cow: So are you worried about this mad cow stuff?
Second cow: No.
First cow: How come?
Second cow: Well, to begin with, I'm a helicopter!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm a pileup
I'm a pileup who? (A pile o' poo?)
No, you're not! Don't be so hard on yourself, buddy!








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