I have been married for 8 years, 5 of 'em happily, to my wife Lisa. We have a 10 yr. old girl named Taylor and a 5 yr. old son (I think he's mine) named Wade, but we call him Stud.
I was the head football coach at Cushing High School and turned around their downtrodden program and took them to the class 4A playoffs....albeit for a brief time. Luckily, I escaped their redneck clutches and landed at Tulsa Union where I plan to finish a close 2nd to Jenks for the next 1/2 dozen years or so. Or, as I did last year, I plan to ride my wife's coattails to another state championship.
I like to spend my spare time comparing my belly button lint to my toe jam and after I re-lace all my shoes, I plan on alphabetizing my collection of used mouthpieces.
My wife is the proud owner of the only Honda in the world that has a built-in kitchen.
