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The legendary crotch at lingerie night - see the beautiful contestants he's upstaging?
Here's a pic of Ian showing the Big Boys at Midnight Insanity how to WIN a lingerie contest!!!! Ian in 1999!

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Ian
Sexual orientation: Straight.
Status: last we saw him he was with a cute chick!
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Roles: Rocky, Brad, random childish antics, Janet (once!)
Cast Status: veteran performer


This gorgeous blond Han Solo lookalike was made to play muscular sex machine Rocky Horror, but he also plays a killer Brad (the perfect asshole) and adds a little bit of scary spice (such a flame!) Second only to Jason Bryson on the asshole-o-meter!

Ah, how the women love him - until they actually talk to him! Ah, how the women hate him - until they see him in those gold speedos! Ah, how the women love him - etc, etc, etc.

Dancing with cardboard penguins, strapping various mechanical parts to his genital region, setting nearby bus stops on fire.. ah, we all have a special, heartwarming memory of Ian, the Man who Would do Anything. Love him or hate him, it's hard to ignore him! He was and is one of the biggest clowns - and funnest people - in our cast.

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