Why bother looking at an ass you can't tap?

SLUT SLUT SLUT!!!!!!!

Out of 66 respondents, "Slut" won 39% of the vote, followed by "Well-endowed" at 21%

a slut!
Now if those ain't sluts, we don't know what is!

Well, of course not long after "I'm a virgin" won overwhelmingly as our preferred sexual devience, it seems that our tastes have taken a change for the prurient, and so, PERSON IS A SLUT won hands-down as the one quality we find most attractive in a prospective partner.
(The webmistress would like to point out here that she is not nearly that shallow; she voted for well-endowed.)

As you can see, being a slut is far more important than having charm, humor, personality, or style!

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