Tai and Agumon: You the 'mon'!

Mimi: Look a strange digimon.
Salamon: Don't you recognize me? I was Gatomon. What do I have to do cough up a fur ball?

Gatomon: How long do humans usually sleep when they're sick, T.K.?
T.K.: It's tough to say for sure, Gatomon, but I guess somewhere between eight hours and eight years, give or take a minute or so.

Jim: Joe let me tell you something; you don't have to be a doctor if you don't want to be.
Joe: Easy for you to say. Try telling that to Dad.
Jim: It's your life bro. You have to live it. You have to follow your own path.

Matt: I've been living a lie.
Gabumon: You're not a real blonde?

T.K.: Gee, Matt, you look different. Did you cut your hair or something?
Matt: No, I just haven't been using as much gel.

Matt: Do we have a deal? A handshake makes it official.
Gabumon: Will a pawshake do?

Matt: Are you okay, Joe?
Joe: Yeah. Fortunately I landed on the one part of my body that has a built-in airbag.

Izzy: I'm not gonna hit you, Tai.
Agumon: Can I hit you, then?
Tentomon: I wouldn't mind a swipe, myself.

Kari: What could be more worse then having no friends?
Gatomon: A litter box lined with fly paper?

LadyDevimon: You broke it!
MegaKabuterimon: Aw, send me the bill.

Davis: But you're a kid, just like me!
Digimon Emperor: I'm nothing like you, because if I was, then I'd be the one hanging from a cliff.

Tai: What kind of tree is that?
Motimon: Why, it's a hiding tree, silly!

Joe: Don't you see it's curtains for both of us?
Sora: Oh, go have your pity party somewhere else!!!

Sora: What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?!
Piedmon: I'm not a sicko, i'm a collector, and these new items have such sentemential value to me.

Tai: Where exactly is the digiworld?
Izzy: I don't care so much about where it is, I want to know WHAT it is.

T.K. Go for it, Angemon!
Kari: Yeah, knock his block off!

Angemon: One miracle...
Angewomon: Coming up.

Kari: This is a womans job.
Davis: Too bad we dont have a woman here to help.

Kari: You really want them to shoot you?
T.K. What if you get like, dead or something?

Jim: Calm down, I'm not saying he's not smart enough. I'm just saying it'll be kind of hard for him to be a doctor, when he passes out at the sight of blood.
Bukamon: Yep. That's my pal, Joe!

Matt: Maybe I'll just hang on to you to make sure you don't chicken out or anything.
Tai: Yeah, right. I'll do the same for you, buddy.

Mr. Izumi: It's nice to have outside interests, but I hope your schoolwork hasn't suffered.
Izzy: Dad, this is the fate of the planet we're dealing with, the survival of the human race? Don't worry, I can take a make-up test for anything I missed.

T.K.: Together again.
Kari: Just like old times.

Davis: Here, Kari, I'll hold your hand so you don't get scared.
Kari: I'm not scared.
T.K.: And it's not her hand, it's mine!
Davis: Oh, sorry, T.J.
Kari: And that's not his name. It's T.K.!
Davis: Whatever.

Digimon Emperor: I have determined only perfect human beings can be the Digi-Destined, and, of course, I'm the only perfect human being.
Davis: Oh, yeah, big shot? Well what about Kari?

Patamon: I thought that cats always land on their feet.
Gatomon: Oh, shut up.

Matt: There she goes again. Do you think Mimi hears the same things we hear? I'm not sure anymore.
Izzy: Maybe she's an alien spy.

Matt: Maybe this monster just has growing pains.
Izzy: Growing pains?
Joe: Matt, this is no time to joke!

DemiVeemon: Smells like Davis.
Davis: Are you saying I stink?

Davis: I can't believe you're not worried about Kari's well-being, T.A.!
T.K.: T.A.?
Cody: He forgot how to spell T.K.!

Etemon: You've been causing a lot of trouble.
Joe: I know, because I am a teenager.

Davis: Nobody ever listens to me.
Veemon: What did you say?

Gatomon: Why do they call those things on top of the tv rabbit ears? Why don't they call them cat ears? After all, when was the last time you saw a rabbit sleeping on top of the tv?
Kari: This is what you think of?

Davis: She's my sister, and if i'm gonna call her names, that's what I'm gonna do. After all, that's what brothers are here for.
Kari: That's enough, Davis! I can't stand anyone who talks bad about their brother OR sister.

Gabumon: You were da man!
Matt: And you're da wolf-man!

Kari: Do you always have to everything I do?
Davis: But you and I are partners!
Kari: Sorry, Davis. You already HAVE a partner.
Davis: You mean, him?
DemiVeemon: Yeah, you got a problem wit' that?!

Davis: Hey buddy! How do you know Kari?!
Kari: His name's not buddy! It's T.K.!!!
Davis: Well, T.J., J.B., or whatever!

Armadillomon: I usually get misty at happy reunions. I actually think I'm gonna cry.
Gatomon: Don't. Your tears will turn into icicles.

Davis: Its way too early to eat.
Kari: Mmm...I am a little hungry...
Davis: All right everybody, lets camp here and eat!
T.K.: Hmm...why didn't I think of that?...

Kari: Where is he?
T.K.: Izzy? No, were waiting for Ken.
Yolei: We know that.

Ken: Say "please, master, spare my friends."
Davis: Please, master, spare my friends.
Ken: "Please, master, spare my worthless friends."
Davis: Please, master, spare my worthless friends.

Angemon: T.K., are you all right?
T.K: I thought I was broken, but I guess I'm ok.
Angemon: Hm Hm Hm. Huh?
T.K.: What is it?
Angemon: Wait here. I'll be back.

T.K.: Shoot Matt and Tai with your arrows.
Kari: You too Angewomon.
Angemon: He's right!
Angewomon: Sounds crazy but...

Ken: I believe that we found ourselves a worthy foe.
Wormmon: Great! Just one question. What's a foe?

Veemon: Davis, tell me, what hurts?
Davis: Everything but my earlobes.

Yolie: Izzy, what was that light?
Izzy: The computer must need a new screensaver.

Davis: So, were those Digimon?
Kari: Yah, there are others. Some a lot cuter than those.
T.K.: And a lot scarier ones too.
Davis: Do they all come out of vending machines?

Izzy: Tentomon, are you okay?
Tentomon: Yes, I'm fine. Just one question, who's Tentomon?

Izzy: I met this kid Willis on the internet. He may be in elementary school, but he's already taking courses at Colorado State!
Tai: So what! I go to junior high school and I take courses at junior high school?

Willis: Davis, you're a baby!
Davis: Who are you calling baby, baby?...I'm a baby!!!!

Willis: I lost both of them now!!
Terriermon: You'll never lose me, Willis. Remember, friends are always there for each other.