SPORTS
Shambhu Nath or 'Shambhu' as he is popularly known as one pathetic sports teacher of our school . This guy acts like a retired retired Major from Army .He doesnt even know what he is saying.Once he was asked how many children did he have? & his reply was that he has 2 daughters & both of them are girls.This guy has been listed in the Limca book of records for the most no.of farts in one hour.He has been trying fot the last 30 years to learn English but he has been unable to do so.You can see this from all these things that he has said in school.
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*Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today
# About his family : * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
# At the ground : * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily : * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment : You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
*He had once gone to a film with a sweeper of our school.. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
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