PHYSICS
Mr.Vibhuti Sheel is probably the best physics teacher in the whole of Delhi. His immense talent & intelligence is also accompanied with some of the most irritating habits in the world. He is called bhoot affectionately by his students. He has one of the largest pan masala wrapper collection in the world! Infact 70% of his body consists of pan masala. He had AIDS about 2 years back & is responsible for infecting the Delhi Zoo orangutan with this disease (arguably through sexual contact)! This guy has a pet cow, which he prefers to his wife. He also has an accent of an African. There is nothing known as 'physics' in his dictionary. The next close word to 'physics' is 'phyzicx'. Before joining the school he had an ambition to become a wrestler. He had just the right underwear for it. He also has an entry in the Limca Book of World RecordsÓ for having the most bizarre tastes in the universe - for having a packet of pan masala with his tea. He is also a big fan of Charlie Chaplain (whom he mistook for Einstein)! For time pass he counts his pubic hair!