11 TYPES OF MEN

1. Mr. Thug Life
Advantages Disadvantages
 a. Real good at making love
 b. Fun & Exciting
 c. Makes you laugh
 d. Has your back, will fight and protect you		  a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
 b. Always got drama
 c. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old)
d. In and out of jail

2. Mr. I Don't Have A Girlfriend
Advantages Disadvantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time		 a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love  with sorry ass		 



3. Mr. HighRoller

AdvantagesDisadvantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in lifea. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come by your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you


4. Mr. I'm In The Entertainment Business
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all fly parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don't know if he's homosexual, heterosexual, or bi.
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, then
there's drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with  celebrities, but he doesn't
know them personally



5. Mr. Intellectual
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
d. Calls you all the time (returns your pages within 10 minutes)

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Can't make love
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again



6. Mr. Ghetto
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he wants a reall relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby momma's
b. Wants to lay up in your crib- use the phone, smoke and eat up all the
food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys



7. Mr. I'm A Righteous Black Man!
 Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash
b. No money- doesn't have a job (*counter-revolutionary)
c. Doesn't own a nice suit - always wearing camoflauge
d. In the end you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafucka



8. Mr. Nice Guy
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
b. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club
c. Ignores you when the game is on
d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you


9. Mr. Playa
Advantages
a. Will tell you that you're not the only one (keeps it real)
b. Sometimes he's decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially  if there's women
around
b. Generally he is a wimp (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies
d. After you find out he's no good he tells you that  he told you that
he was a playa in the beginning anyway


10. Mr. I Have a Job
Advantages
a. Of course...he has a job
b. Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you're sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and  then find out he's
a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifey duties
but won't you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is  not "in love" with
you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later


11. Mr. Best Friend
Advantages
a. He's your best friend- you tell each other everything- you get along very
well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he aint about shit either

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