The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm > home.. what the...)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their feet

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black-light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Starfishes haven't got brains.

After reading all these, all I can say is "Damn Pigs

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B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

2. why doen't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

3. why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

4. why is a boxing ring square?

5. why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

6. why is it that doctors call what they do a "practice"?

7. why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

8. why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

9. why is there mouse-flavored cat food?

-mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

-children seldom misquote you. in fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

-the main purpose of holding childrens parties is to remind you that there are kids more awful than your own.

-a kids greatest period of groth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.

-anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has never tried it.

-kids: you spend two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.