my thought for tonight was that if on halloween, if instead of kids running around door to door getting candy, what if when one of those little runts came to the door and somebody asked THEM for candy? i mean, imagine opening a door to see some grown-up with a mouth full of ju-jubes lookin down at you trying to say "trick or treat!" i don't know about you but i'd be thoroughly confused! the first thing that'd come outta my mouth'd be "listen fatty, i'm the trick or treater! now drop that last ju-jube in this here bag so i can be on my way to the next house." the worst part about this is that it's probably happened!! some poor kid in NYC just got jipped by some fat bitch that couldn't control her urge for one more gobstopper! now, almost as disturbing as that thought is the proof of how LAZY kids are getting. now, when i was 11 or 12 i can remember trying to cover all of point park before the parents decided to come searching for us cuz everyone elses kids were in. we didn't let one house go to waste. my parents used to prepare for more than 100 kids! even today at UPS when the instructor offered a candy for the person who got the question right first, i was the first to answer (and i was right!). now kids don't wanna go out for halloween! my parents are preparing for about 75 and they still have enough to put some in my lunch for the next week! suddenly it's to much effort to go door to door. the internet has put everything at our fingertips except CANDY! unfortunately, the mousepad, although it rolls up like one, doesn't quite taste like a fruit roll-up. so my conclusion to all this is there are too many people, that used to cover all the houses in they're neighbourhood, that are now fat and still greedier than ever, still trying to trick or treat. only now they're doing from the comfort of their own home in the discomfort of the decreasing number of scared as hell trick or treaters.