ok, lettin my (still) drunken self speak...i'm gonna try to make up a list of things i can do to make everyone's (and by "everyone" i mean "me") life a little more enjoyable. so here goes:

- cut my budget...and yes that includes the drinking budget. it's gonna hurt but visa and i are getting way too close. for a guy that has a bit of a commitment problem, visa and i are almost bedfellows.

- spend more time with family. despite the fact that my parents just cringed cuz i'm gonna be using their washer more, i'm coming over. this directly relates to the budget. buying less food and beer means i can go see parents and eat and drink for close to free (at least in wishful thinking)

- get over this commitmentphobe thing. although it's been fun makin friends with every member of the opposite sex and not having to worry about a jealous girlfriend, it's time i changed that. and for you sick minded people that think like me, "making friends" did not mean i fucked them. we all know the closest i've gotten to poonnani in the past year was the dirty emails my dad sends me every day. thanx dad...

- dress up more for work. the only serious responsible thing i plan on doing

- relish the fact that i'm gonna be a quater-century old...it's either that or whine about it

- go to the gym...at least once. i'm not gonna say i'm fat but i'm definitly outta shape. this directly relates somehow (so i'm told) to cutting my budget...and then to my next resolution...

- drink less. who am i kidding?...

- get my kitty some toys. there goes my budget resolution...

- cook more meals. did you know mcdonald's can be so bad for you? not that recycled paper is ever good to eat. it's good for cat litter though. not mcd's, but recycled paper...same thing. at least it creats hope for my budget.

- quit smoking - i say it every day but it doesn't change. i've tried but no matter how hard i try it never works. smoking is like mcd's...there's is no way it can be good for me, my budget or my health and it's hard to quit.

- so i've got 10 but for anger fuckin geddes i gotta say i'll try to update this web page more.

happy new year's y'all...and good fuckin luck to all our new year's resolutions