BRANDON
The Pit - 45 minutes later
"Make mine well done Gutter." I said as Gutter, a large, white guy with short dreadlocks started to barbecue in the house. Everything came to a stop when Dave Daniels slammed his skateboard into the steps and a well dressed woman came down the stairs, everyone looked at her.
"So this is the sewer where you persons spawn your anti-community crimes." She said. Drozi defiantly spoke up. "Hey monkeys how about a little respect, the presiding president of the university, one Ms. Andrea Garcia-Thompson just walked in." Cecilia, Katie, Raji and Deej started to play 'Hail To The Chief'. "Stop it, turn that noise pollution off." She said, they stopped playing and we all started laughing.
Garcia-Thompson then turned to Drozi. "Please, put out that cigarette, right now." She said, but Drozi ignored her. She then reached into her briefcase and pulled out a piece of paper. "This , offenders, is your damage bill for the semester, the total comes to $7,548. Housing forms for next semester are due Monday, and if that bill isn't paid, this house will be repossessed. "She said.
"You can't be serious" Mullaney said. "I'm very serious, and do I need to remind you about your complaint count. You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day, you installed speed bumps on the handicap ramps and most recently you dumped a hundred pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest." She said. "Oh, c'mon, that was way more than a hundred pounds." Ii said. Melissa laughed. She looked at us with disgust and left.
"Seven thousand?" Dave Daniels said. "We're in deep crap huh?" Dave Wilson continued. "Where the hell are we gonna live next year?" Cecilia replied. "It's like three weeks before the semester ends." Katie replied. Drozi and I looked at each other and I immediately knew what he was thinking.
"I think its time to revive an ancient tradition, we seem to have forgotten." I said. "They confiscated the altar Brandon." Cecilia replied. "No, not the human sacrifice act. I am talking about legions of hand stamped meatheads, half naked co-eds with lacrosse t shirts on, power chugging watered down flat beer...." Mullaney interrupted me "...kiln light temperature, fights with townies, lines of drunks waiting to use the bathroom." "Wait a minute, you guys are talking about a party." Katie said. "Drozi, there is no way, we'd need an all campus rocker to pull that off, no on has been able to do that in years." Katie said. "Besides, even if we did get everyone here, it would be a total PC Warzone." Cecilia finished.
Drozi stopped everyone. "Well, there is one other option, we get jobs." After a moment of silence, everyone agreed that a party was the only way to go. Everyone scattered to plan, but I noticed someone missing. "Drozi, notice anyone missing." I said, but then Katie came up to Drozi and said "Drozi, what happened to the pre-frosh." "That's a good question." Drozi replied. Nicole, the pre-frosh, Ashley and Diana were missing.
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NICOLE
In another part of campus
Tom, Diana, Ashley and I made our way through another building. "I'm going to kill Brandon for this." Ashley said. "Not before I get to him" I said. "C'mon" Tom said as we made our way down the hall. "He's cute" I heard Diana whisper to Ashley and Ashley giggle.
Tom led us through the building trying to find someone to get us back to the pit. "So Jeff actually kissed you?" Ashley asked. "Yep, right on the lips" I replied. "Does he still have feelings for you?" Diana asked. "I don't know" I replied. "Finally" Tom said. He opened a door, no one. "Damn" He said. We followed Tom for about another five minutes.
"Hey..." A guy with glasses and short hair said "...the floor is closed unless you are working on a thesis, are you working on a thesis?" He asked. "No, we're lost, we're just trying to get back to the pit." Tom said. The guy flicked his cigarette butt at Tom and said. "Follow me"
"What's going on?" Tom asked as we entered a computer room full of people. "They are finishing their thesis, moron, they are due Monday morning. Now there is the door." Diana, Ashley and I made it to the door, but Tom tripped over a plug. "Oh crap" I said. "Run" Ashley said.
We took off out of the room, with the computer geeks about 50 ft. behind us. Ashley quickly found an exit and we ran out of it, when we got into the daylight, we paused to catch our breath. "MEATTOSSER" We heard from behind us. "Dammit" I said. "Great move Ashley." I said. This was going to be a long day.