BRANDON
"So what's with you and that blonde I've seen you with?" Mullaney asked me. "Her name's Melissa, she's a pop star." I said as Mullaney, Drozi and myself came upstairs from the basement. As we entered the 'living room' we saw Cecilia, Katie, Raji and Deej trying to pick out a band name, Andrew, Matt, Jeff, Holly, Eric and Pigman were watching TV.
"Noggahyde Windpipe." Katie suggested. "Too metal." Cecilia replied. "Avis and the mammas boys." Deej suggested. "Too College Radio" Cecilia replied. I walked over to Melissa and we kissed. "So you coming?" I asked. "Yeah" She said back. "My johnson is 12 inches long." Raji said, everyone looked at him. "Interesting, but it doesn't sound like a band name." Cecilia said, laughing.
Drozi, Mullaney, Melissa and I walked out. "So are we going to the game?" Mullaney asked. "Yep." I said. "I got it, Everyone Gets Laid." Katie said. "Katie, the Womynists will be all over us for that one." Raji said, Katie threw pretzels at him.
"Hey Drozi..." Katie said as we started out "...what do you think about this, tonight at the pit, everyone gets laid?" "Hmmm, that's tasteless, disgusting and offensive..." I interrupted Drozi "...it's prefect." Drozi and I smiled. "Daves, go make the fliers." Drozi said. The Daves got on their skateboards and skated out, but wiped out when they tried to jump the stairs.
"Hey, where are you guys going?" Katie asked. "Us? We're seniors, we're going to the game, plus we've got to find Melanie's friends." Drozi said. "Actually, it's Melissa." She said. "Sorry" Drozi said. Mulls, Drozi, Melissa and I walked out.
"So when did you two crazy kids meet?" Drozi asked. "We met at the MTV Video Music Awards back in September." Melissa said. "Yeah, Drozi's been watching his cousin like a hawk, he's got an Ironman match with Chris Jericho soon." Mullaney said.
We approached the soccer field where the game was being played, but only it wasn't soccer being played, it was Frisbee. "This is the end result of political correctness." Mulls said. "Yeah, this atmosphere sucks, people are trying NOT to offend each other, it's sickening." Drozi said as we took our seats at the top of the bleachers.
In the Frisbee game, the Womynist house from earlier as playing against a group of hippies and stoners called "Jerrytown" . "I guess those Jerrytown guys are pretty stoned." I said. "What makes you say that?" Drozi asked. "Look at them" I said, they were all smoking pot on the sidelines. "Man, political correctness sucks." I said.
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NICOLE
In another part of campus
Tom, Ashley, Diana and I are still running from the angry mob but we have a good sized lead on them. Tom was in front running when......SMACK......a door nailed him right in the face. We all rushed in and the men closed the door after dragging Tom inside.
All the guys were well dressed, even more so than Tom. They put Tom in a leather chair and tried to revive him. Tom woke up a few seconds later and everyone introduced themselves. "Carter Prescott, pledgemaster for the secret fraternity of Delta Omega Beta." A guy with short blonde hair said. "Bantam Draper" Another guy with short black hair said.
"You guy are a fraternity?" I asked as we sat down on the stairs. "The school outlawed fraternities in 1967 and our frat was forced to go underground, we lost out house to a cancer known as The Pit." Carter said. Diana, Ashley and I looked at each other. "You guys used to be in The Pit?" Tom asked. "Yeah, but the swine they have there now, they're scum, they're dirty, stupid and worst of all, poor." Carter said.
There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it" Barecognizedr said. "So what brings you guys to C.S.U.S.?" Carter asked. "We're all pre-froshes, we're just checking out the campus to see if we want to go here next year." I replied. "Well, it's a good school, somewhat." Carter replied.
Bantam Draper and another guy came down the stairs and we moved to the room. "Good news, Thompson just delivered the news, by now The Pit will have already begun planning their little suare." The guy said. "About that Randall, what if their party does come off." B.D. said. "Does no one get what I am trying to do here, we want them to have the party stick head, we want them to have the loudest, most offensive party in school history....." The guy replied "....hi, I see we have a new pledge, Randall McPherson." He said.
"Actually , we're pre-froshes we were just touring the campus when we got lost." Diana said sweetly. "Well then, let's give you the grand tour of CSUS...." Randall said "...gentlemen, we've got work to do."
One Hour Later...
"Do you think the guys have missed us yet?" Ashley asked me. "I don't know, I'll bet Melissa and Holly are missing you, but I doubt that Andrew or Jeff even know I'm gone." I reply. "Hold up" Randall yelled. "What's going on?" I asked. "Two of those idiots from The Pit." Randall replied. I looked over and recognized them, the Daves, they were putting something on a tree. Randall and the rest of us watched as The Daves threw the papers all over the ground.
Randall approached the mess and picked up a flier. "Well, what do we have here." I picked up a flier and read it. "It said "Party, free beer, tonight, 10 pm at the pit, everyone gets laid." I folded up the flier and put it in my jacket.