I've never climbed a tree Mum
I've never ate a mouse
I have, chased a dust bunny
When you don't clean the house.
I am a good kitty Mum
I don't kill the birds
You don't let me out
I've a box for me turds.
I love to wreck your house Mum
I love the meat you feed
I don't like what the vet did
I have no nuts to breed.
I'm not a Tom anymore Mum
They took me stench away
But I love to cuddle up to you
Blessed, I'm not a 'stray'
©
TeAnne June 10. 2000
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