the bank being open only during the most inconvenient times.

getting angry about something that would be utterly impossibly to control. [such as the ignorance/stupidity of others.]

assuming a girl is a lesbian b/c she has short hair.

organized religion.

"pro"-wrestling.

the kkk.

baywatch.

the howard stern show.

glorification of drugs/booze.

people that insist on walking in the street when there is a sidewalk readily available.

smelling something repeatedly when it smells bad. "ew! this smells bad!" and then s/he will keep diving in for another whiff.

homophobia.

the jerry springer show.

blaming an object after banging into it (i.e. yelling "you stupid chair!" while rubbing one's knee). as if it was the object's fault you ran into it.

washing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.

people put their blinker on when they're in the turning lane.

people complaining about being fat or chubby yet their eating habits would explain why they are in that situation.

people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead.

when someone eats something gross, s/he says, "here try this!"

why do people point to their wrist when they ask for the time? i know where my watch is. i don't point to my crotch when i ask where the bathroom is.

"it's always in the last place you look." gee, no kidding. why the hell would you keep looking for something after you found it?