"COMPETITIVE
SALARY"
We remain
competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR
FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time
to train you.
"CASUAL WORK
ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay
enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring
guys wear earrings.
"MUST BE
DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six
months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME
REQUIRED"
Some time each
night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL
VARY"
Anyone in the
office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN
EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no
quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female
Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN
PERSON"
If you're old,
fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS
PLEASE"
We've filled the
job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING
CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it
to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING
SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking
into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM
LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the
responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"GOOD
COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management
communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
Who is the Designer of
the Human Body?
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just
look at all the joints."
Another said,
"No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems has many thousands
of electrical connections."
The last said,
"Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline
through a recreational area?"
