You want a piece of me Laetshi?

Super Macho

Macho hits the mat hard following the roundhouse kick from Laetshi, He lifts his masked face up from the canvas just in time to be met by a legdrop from the only woman in the match.

Dylon : "Now that's what I call thunder thighs, Laetshi is really taking it to the luchadore!"

All around the battle rages as Laetshi continues her assault on Super Macho. Moving in behind the downed luchadore and locking him up with the camel clutch as he struggles to escape the hold.

Dylon : "Tishi is completely in control right now, She's making the Mexican look silly!"

Alexia : "Like Super Macho needs her help to look silly!"

Dylon : "Good point, he's quite capable of doing that himself."

Somehow Macho manages to wriggle himself out of the camel clutch but receives nothing but a stiff volley of hard clubbing punches to the head for his trouble. Quickly Macho swings a backhand as he rolls over on the mat, but his fist completely misses Laetshi who is standing over him, swinging her fists furiously. Thinking quickly the cyborg luchadore sits up and grabbing each of Laetchi's ankles he is able to quickly pull her feet out from underneath her and send the diva crashing backwards onto the mat as Resident and Breakdown stagger across the ring exchanging heavy hits. The two men almost trampling Laetshi's face as they brawl.

Dylon : "Macho fighting back now, flipping Laetshi over and trying to apply the ankle lock."

Alexia : "Laetshi escapes the submission by kicking Macho square in the ass with her free leg, sending the luchadore staggering into the ropes."

Both wrasslers recover quickly and Tishi is back on her feet and face to face with Macho, quickly sending a savage boot toward his midsection but the Mexican's reflexes allow him to catch her boot, blocking the kick and leaving her teetering on one leg.

Dylon : "Enziguri but Macho ducks, Laetshi crashes face first into the mat as we see Breakdown sending Resident crashing into the ringpost with that dropkick!"

Before Laetshi has a chance to recover, Macho wraps her up in one of the most bizarre submission holds ever seen in the LSW, his fingers are firmly wedged in her nostrils and a series of tangled limbs, flail about. Like a Tajiri tarantula move gone horribly wrong.

Dylon : "I gotta say in all my years of calling wrassling, I have never seen that move before but Laetshi is obviously in pain here!"

Alexia : "Not only is she in pain, but also she would be just plain confused. What the hell is Macho trying to do now?"

Somehow the luchadore has further complicated the move by turning the mass of tangled limbs into some kind of sphere, which begins rolling across the ring, the two competitors now a ball of bizarre pain and crunching noises. The sight is so bizarre it leaves the crowd unsure whether to laugh or vomit.

TBC by ???

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