On to the Roof we go........

By

Jin

I watch as Breakdown slumps to the floor after the electric shook he just took, I go to step out to takje advantage but I am grabbed and spun round by Demonic, he kicks me to the gut and plants me with a DDT, once down demonic looks for a kick to my face but I grab his foot and counter with an ankle lock, I go to apply some pressure but Gix is there to stop me and he takes me down with an elbow to the back of my head

Good covering there by Gix, if he hadn't intervened Demonic may have got a broken ankle

Gix pulls me up and he looks to nail me with a hard right hand but as he draws his hand back it is grabbed by Breakdown, but then both men smile at each other and send me crashing to the mat with a double clothesline

A truce betwwen b.w.o and UA perhaps

As soon as I hit the mat Breakdown slams his fist into Gix's face and then he lifts him and sends him to the floor with a bearhug into a front slam

The truce didn't last long

Breakdown stands slamming the heel of his boot into Gix's head each hit makes it rebound of the canvas, but not content with that Breakdown pulls Gix up and headbuts him, he then lifts him up and hits a spinebuster leaving the UA member in a bad way. I wait as Breakdown looks at me and then starts to walk as he pulls me up I slam my fist into his groin and he doubles over

Thats gotta hurt

With him bent over I send him to the mat with a scissors kick, once he is down I grab his arm and plave it between my legs then I rab his head and I lock him in the Crossface, he reaches for the ropes forgetting that this is no normal match this one has no rules

Breakdown looks to have passed out

Or maybe he is just pretending to have passed out

Pretending or not he isn't moving, he no longer resists me pulling his head further back, I contemplate releasing my grip but no I keep it locked in..well for a few more seconds anyway for then, I hear a laugh from behind me, I look up and see woman standing before me its not long before she kicks me to the head making sure I release my hold

Looks like Leatishi made her way up ok

Barely a mark on here beautiful face

Did you just say beautiful

Ugly...uh I ah meant ugly

Leatishi tries to help Breakdown up but he is out cold but while she helps him I stand up and I creep round until I am standing behind her, I wait till she lufts her arms a little and then I lock her in a full nelson before I send her flying over my head with a suplex, her head snaps back into place after it lands

He just put his hands on a woman

She didn't want hurt she should have stayed in the kitchen

I start to walk towards Leatishi but my path is blocked by the Naked Luchadore who now stands before me, he dropkicks my knee and then he uppercuts me, I stumble backwards and he runs twoards me he looks for a dropkick but I duck and he goes flying into the barbed wire ropes, and he lands on his genitalia

Now thats comedy

...........................

Dylan?

I can feel it just by looking at it

I look at Macho and I feel a twinge in my groin

{bet thats painful}
I walk over to him and I can see the agony in his eyes, the tears are about to come and there is nothing more pitiful than seeing a grown man cry so I push him off the barbed wire and he drops to the floor outside clutching his you know whats

With Macho disposed off I turn back round only to be met by a right hand from Peat Burns, I am about to retaliate when I see Demonic ducking down infront of me, guessing it was he who Burns was trying to hit I grab demonic by the hair and I drive him into the mat with a reverse DDT, Peat and myself then start to hammer away at him

I am soon distracted by a rejuvinated Breakdown who charges at me and takes me down with a spear, he starts to throw punches at my head and I get my arms up to try and block them, I manage to stop a few but most of his blows find the mark and by the time he stands up his fists are covered in my blood, he stands up and takes a few deep breaths then he picks me up and throws me over the top rope with a choke toss

I land on the cold steep stomach first and then I cough up some more blood, hardly surprising after this match. I am crawling forwards when I feel a hand at my neck, I look up to see breakdown standing he drives his fist into my head and I collapse to the floor

Breakdown is back with a vengence and Jin is taking the brunt of his attention

I told you this was a b.w.o victory from the beggining, they are the only guys bad enough to win a match like this

I lie face down in the second cage and as I look down I see Opaque climbing up the ladder towards us, I hope for some assistance but instead he walks past and slides into the ring, he is soon followed by the last man in the bottom cage Wunaki who on his way up grabs my head and begins to slam it into the cage wall, each blow causes yet more blood to spill from my body and then Wunaki tries for a hedbut but I fall to the floor and he headbuts the side just as the electric current passes through it and soon he is out cold on the floor

I go to stand up but Breakdown is back and he lifts me onto his shoulder and then he throws me onto the ladders wwhich lead to the final cage

Looks like we may be on the move again

Just when we get everyone in the one cage we move again

Its just non stop action thats all

Breakdown climbs over my battered and bloodied body and up into the next cage, once there he leans down and grabs my neck and he proceeds to pull me up the ladder and into the cage, while doing this I leave a pattern of blood all over the ladder

Breakdown may be heading for the top with Jin, the newcomer has put in a good showing but he's not got much left by the looks of things

He's gave his all it just wasn't good enough thats all

Now in the third and final cage, I slowly crawl towards the ring Breakdown seems to have gone somewhere, giving me a chance to recuperete maybe he's gone back into the other cage...but my luck is not that good and as I use the ring apron to pull myself up I see Breakdown in the middle of the ring setting up a table

Someones gonna get wood

I roll myself into the ring juat as breakdown finishes setting up, he starts to walk towards me and on the way he lifts a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire, I try to stand up but as I do he slams the 2x4 into my face sending me back to the mat, Breakdown then goes to pull me up but he stops as he hears a cry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Wondering what the hell it is Breakdown looks round and he see's Wunaki sprinting towards him with a kendo stick in hand, Breakdown has no chance to move and Wunaki slams the stick into his face, Breakdown then lands in a heap beside me, but instead of attacking me Wunaki picks up the table and he carries it up the next ladder and onto the top of the cage where he then sets it up

The little uy is crazy!

He's smart, he has a table and a kendo stick and now he is the only man on top of the cage, everyone has to pass him to get there how crazy is he now

He's wasn't crazy coz of that, he's crazy coz he is hitting himself with that Kendo stick

I stand up and as I head towards the final ladder I watch Wunaki try to pump himself up but hitting himself, I climb the ladder carefully watching him all the way, and as I am about to get through he runs at me I quickly jump and roll out of his way and the Kendo stick comes crashing down just beside my face

Any closer and Jin would have needed to have that kendo stick surgically removed

I jump to my feet and I look into the eyes of Wunaki, he looks like a crazed animal his eyes have glazed over and he walks towards me with one purpose...taking me out......I walk backwards from him until I am a few feet from the edge, the crowd start to go crazy as they know someone will soon fall from the top and they have no preference to who is first

Wunaki runs at me but I sidestep round closer and closer to the table I inch until I can feel it behind me, Wunaki then runs looking for a shot with the Kendo stick but I fall to the roof as he swings and he only narrowly misses but he is off balance and I am able to kick him in the nutz, he doubles over and then I slam his head into the roof of the cage, I then pull him back up he is a little dazed thecrowd are chanting

OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF!

But I have other plans and I kick Wunaki in the gut, I then slide my hand across my throat before I lift him up..I hold him in the air for a few seconds before I drill him through the table smashing it into a thousand pieces

FINAL DESTINY!!!
Wunaki may be out cold after that one folks

Maybe? The poor guy has no chance. Lets just throw him off and get it over with

I look down at Wunaki and I think about what to do, will I beat him up a little more or will I do what the objective is and toss him off the side of the cage..the crowd seem to think tossing him off the cage would be the best plan and who am I to disagree with them? I pull Wunaki up and I throw him over my shoulder, I then walk towards the side

He won't do it. He's all talk and no action

He looks like there is nothing else he can do

I hold Wunaki up and he is only inches from the fall of his life, he is starting to come round he looks me dead in the eye and then I jump up into the air and in a split second I spin, kick and send Wunaki spinning through the air and down the thirty or so feet to the air bags below...a silence falls over the crowd they cannot believe that a man was actually thrown from the top they thought this was a gimmik no-one will fall they thought well thy thought wrong

I go to turn away but I hear a noise, I turn back and see Wunaki hanging on to the side of the cage

How did he stay on??

I don't know but it looks like we still have no-one eliminated

I can't help but look in disbelief as Wunaki inches his way up the cage

Tbc .....

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