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Breakdown
Opaque, Peat Burns, Mr. Demonic *with pants this time* and Clownchild are all out of this competion. EMT's are taking Clownchild and Mr. Demonic away because they took the brunt of the hell. Opaque is tough enough to walk away and Peat...well he did his share of hiding *so i saw*. This leaves 8 combatants fighting to stay atop this Triple Cage tower of doom. Jin and Breakdown on top *as usual* beating what life is left in them out of each other. Also Laetshi and Super Macho are fighting on top now. The Bionic Luchadore has suprized many by actually staying in this competion. Most thought it was over when Breakdown and Jin Dropkicked Opaque and Super M off the top of the cage, but he's still in this.
Dylon ~ Four men down and egiht left. We've seen specticals today that are most certainly going down in the history books. These men have got to be stupid for doing this...why would someone want to put themselves through this!
Alexia ~ Pride!
Dylon ~ You've got to be joking!
Alexia ~ I'm not joking...These stables want to show just what they are made of. I know the bWo claims to be the badest around and Breakdown is Representing in all truth just like they talk. Every stable out there talks but only a few can deliver!
Dylon ~ You really do know way to much about the bWo!
Alexia ~ Its because i've read Wild Child Gary Rose's autobiography "Beyond the Beer"! It Tells all about Jaxxx and Breakdown, Killman, Cypher, Crono, The Big WHite Guys *Fat Ed and Tall Eric*, Yolkster, Lt. Pain, Dean Sax, Macho Manuel, Crazyfool, Painmaster and so many others. It tells of their conquest of the CCW, CGW, iIPW, iUWA, iBWF, iDVWA and even UWF here in wrassle. The book is on sale at all Flarns and Flobal Book Stores around the nation! Get your copy today for the low price of 35.49, and if you act now you'll get a free sample of Big C*** In A Can!
Dylon ~ Oh great now your doing advertising for these lunatics and cheaters! Whats next...
Alexia ~ I'd also like to add that Dylon here needs his own stash of B.C.I.A.C because he just can't measure up!
Dylon ~ AHHHHHHHHH....HOw in the hell would you know wench?
Alexia ~ We Ladys can just tell sometimes...Shorty!
Dylon ~ I Should ring your neck you little...
He's cut off by the action that just picked up in the cage.
Dylon ~ ITS WUNAKI! He's falling from the top of the cage. GIX!! IT WAS GIX WHO THREW HIM OFF!
Alexia ~ Wunaki is out of this thing...he's been chucked from the top and Gix is standing tall.
Wunaki bounces as he hits the cold hard ground. He's out like a light...he's put up a valient effort but just couldn't deliver enough to push himself over the edge. So in a situation like this...naturally a fellow wrestler helped out with the pushing*it was more like a toss though*
Pikachu down below is finally back on his mousey feet that have glass ground into them. The Pain is dulled now but as far as the rest of these crazed kids searching for fame go he's fresh and ready for the win. Pika up to the second cage where Resident is crawling around now. His adrinaline surge has worn off and he's back to his nearly dead state. Pika makes no mind of this as he heads up to cage three. Its empty...He heads up top where Gix is taking a breather while Jin and Breakdown kill each other and Super Macho and Laetshi beat each other.
Gix spins to see Pika standing at the edge of the ladder. Still with the Friday the 13th style hockey mask on he looks like he means Pika business. Gix smiles and lunges for the mouse. Pika screams out "PIKKKKKAAACCCCHHHHUUUU" as he lets out a massive power surge directed souly at Gix. The smell of burnt flesh and frizzled hair emenate from him and he drops to his knees. Gix now is nearly eye level with Pika.
Alexia ~ I think Gix is getting more then he bargined for with that Pikachu!
Dylon ~ This is supposed to be SPK's match...This is his father.
Alexia ~ Well Pikachu is a legend.
Dylon ~ Who in the hell let pokemon wrestle anyway?
Alexia ~ He came from those odd feds back in c-slam. You know the iUWA and the CGW...The CGW arena was stationed in outspace no less!
Dylon ~ Thats just crazy...Oh well...I guess Pika has the advantage with that lightening attack of his.
Pikachu starts bouncing around like Sugar Ray leonard and punching Gix in the head. The other four men stop in their tracks. Breakdown and Jin still locked up and Super Macho has Laetshi in a head lock. They all look at Pika whos now spouting off something about how pretty he is.
Breakdown ~ Oh thats just not right.
Jin ~ Tell me about it...lets take care of this real quick!
Acts of the gods are running rampent today as non other then Resident pops his head up from the opening from cage three *This right behind pikachu*. Jin spins round and picks up the ball bat and hands it to Breakdown. They both look over at Pika expecting to go beat him, then they notice Resident. Breakdown and Resident make eye contact. Its an unspoken understanding as Resident quickly *another adrenaline surge* grabs Piakchu in mid "float like a butterfly" and tosses him toward Breakdown.
Its a Mark Miguire moment as things seem to slow down. Pika nears Breakdown...the crowd has turned to white noise once more as BD swings. He makes contact with Pikachu...
Dylon ~ ITS A HOME RUN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alexia ~ Thats definitally another first for me.
Dylon ~ Pikachu has just been used to a little furry yellow baseball.
Alexia ~ He's going to be feeling that one in the morning!
Pikachu smacks face first into the Cowpoke-Tron and slides down then falls backwards and hits the stage. Breakdown looks at Jin and they both Smiles...Then Jin takes BD down with a Huge Clothsline.
Gix falls over and Resident passes out on the ladder coming up. Those two have been through a huge beating...
Super Macho now goes back to renching Laetshi's neck. Its a pretty fair fight now since its down to six people. Actually you could consider it 4 because Gix and Resident are like human bricks right at the moment.
Alexia ~ We are down to half of what we started with, and soon it will be less then that. I'm betting on Either Jin or Breakdown winning this.
Dylon ~ Super Macho and Laetshi are stil in better shape...i bet one of them wins.
As soon as he says that Super Macho spins around quickly going for a tiger take down but in the process he knocks Laetshi off the edge of the cage. She falls right down to cage one, bounces and then falls face first to the grounds. That one had to hurt.
Dylon ~ THATS IT! We are down to the final 5 of this cage match!
Alexia ~ I'm willing to bet that bWo has this...
Dylon ~ I dont' know Sickness has two members left in there...We will see soon enough.
Alexia ~ That we will...OH and by the way this match is brought to you by Wanger Banger Chicken Rings...the ladys love them!
What kinda of craziness will happen now that its down to the final 5.
TBC by ???