A new face in an old battle
By
Clownchild
As The EMT's are tending to Opaque, Super Macho and the now crispy Resident, the lights go out.
The fans in the crowd stop beating the crap out of each other and focus their attention on the ramp headed down to the ring.
We Don't Die by Twiztid hits the PA system as the demented Wicked Clown, Clownchild hits the ramp.
Clownchild in a burst of fury charges down to the ring.
Clownchild notices Opaque, Super Macho and Resident being attended to by the EMTs.
Clownchild stops in what appears to be a sign of compassion towards his fallen conrads.
Dylon: See now that's what I'm talking about, good sportsmanship on the part of Clownchild, I knew not all the bWo was bad.
Just then, Clownchild starts putting the boots to Resident.
Dylon: THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH, I knew that you could never trust a member of bWo.
Clownchild throws Resident up against the cage.
Resident crumbles to the floor like a rolled up carpet.
Clownchild then goes over to Super Macho, who has just taken a close to 70 foot fall.
Clownchild opens the 1st cage door and hurles The Cyborg Luchador through the door like some kind of futuristic Lawn Dart.
Clownchild walks over to Opaque.
Clownchild attempts to pick Opaque up, but even after the fall Opaque still has a little fight in him.
Opaque hits CC with a stiff elbow to the abdominal area.
Opaque staggers to his feet as the 6' 2" Clownchild is hunched over from that shot.
Opaque charges at Clownchild, as Opaque reaches his destination, Clownchild, who was playing cat and mouse, moves out of the way and propels Opaque into the side of the cage.
Opaque drops like a bad habit.
Clownchild picks up the badly burned Resident by the hair and wings him in through the front door of the cage. (there's a back door?.... anyways)
Resident rolls into the glass covered ring.
Clownchild grabs up Opaque over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. (yes it's es for all you Dan Quail fanatics out there)
Clownchild finally climbs into the ring.
Alexia: I'm not sure, but I think the officials are going to let the three who were eliminated back into this match on the count that the final combatant, Clownchild, has officially entered the match now.
Dylon: You gotta wonder how this is going to affect the outcome of the match.
Alexia: One can only wait and see.
We'll be right back after this.
TBC
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