Is that move legal?

Super Macho

A heap of electrocuted bodies crashes down into the bottom cage, scattering across the glass as a huge gasp goes up from the crowd, the burning monstrosity is now smeered with blood, sweat and Laetshi's hair.

Dylon : "I cannot believe the punishment these maniacs are taking here tonight! They are just lying there, get up, for the love of God somebody get up!"

Alexia : "If you just fell fifty odd feet onto broken glass would you be getting up straight away, Dylon?"

Dylon : "Of course not, this is enough to kill a man, for the love of God somebody stop the match! enough is enough! This just makes me sick to my stomach, hardcore is one thing but this is just murder!"

The wrasslers lay motionless in a heap, struggling to recover from the last fall, not to mention to hundreds of bumps they have already taken tonight. Slowly they begin to stir, a few small movements and signs of life in the stack of human debris. A hand rises up out of the wreckage of battered bodies.

Dylon : "A hand, I think it's Super Macho's, is he signalling for help?"

The crowd look on as the luchadore reaches his hand across the the pile of bruised and bloodied hardcore lunatics and drops his crimson hand onto Laetshi.

Dylon : "Nipple Twister! He didn't want medical aid, he just wanted to hurt someone's boob!"

Alexia : "Is that move legal?"

Dylon : "This is a hardcore match with chainsaws in a burning electrified cage filled with broken glass, of course it's freakin' legal!"

Laetshi screams and retaliates by smacking the luchadore across the face as slowly the wrasslers begin to drag themselves up out of the carnage. Refusing to quit no matter how much pain they are in.

TBC by ???

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