Entering Endgame

By

Super Macho


Inside the dank, sweaty Ranch the roaring of the crowd is deafening. Fever pitch. The arena is packed to capacity with fans who turned up expecting to see a great match but had no idea it would turn into this. With the three story cage burning brightly, five men have survived to make it to the top. Through broken glass, barbed wire, electrocutions, chainsaws they have fought and climbed to the pinacle of the massive steel monstrosity.


Down on the ground Laetshi and SPK are being tended to by medics while the survivors, bruised, battered and bloodied try to catch their breath and summon the strength to go on.


Dylon : "The final five, these are the toughest of the tought, the craziest, most resiliant, most hardcore, suicidal maniacs the LSW has to offer, Two members of The Sickness, Two members of the Unholy Alliance and Breakdown of the bWo keeping his stable in this match."


Alexia : "All the members of the wildcard team are out of it now, I guess they just didn't have the understanding and the cohesive teamwork to stay in it."


Dylon : "Well Cowboy was offering a huge cash bonus to the wildcards if they won, but you simply cannot pay someone enough to fight in this environment, this is the kind of match that makes and breaks careers. I think it's simply a miracle that nobody has been killed here tonight!"


Alexia : "Well not yet anyway."


Of the final five, it's Resident who makes the first move, storming toward Super Macho who he sees as the weakest link, the 5'9" luchadore has been through hell already and it's only going to get worse.


Alexia : "Resident, the giant behemoth, locking a hand around the throat of Super Macho, squeezing the life out of him!"


Dylon : "A blocked carotid can kill you in eight seconds, Let me take this time to tell everyone watching, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, any of this, in fact for the love of god just watching this is enough to give you a heart attack!"


Resident heaves the luchadore up from the cage, Macho's feet swinging like those of a hanged man. The giant roars as he Chokeslams Macho down hard, sending him crashing against the bloodied, sweat drenched steel and rolling to the corner, carried by the momentum of the throw toward the flaming edge of the massive structure.



Breakdown, Gix and Jin wage their own war on the opposite side of the cage, exchanging heavy, brutal blows. Breakdown taking the advantage with his baseball style brutality, raining his fury against the ribcage and skull of Jin.


Alexia : "Jin in trouble as he takes some heavy hits from both Gix and Breakdown, in the other corner we see Resident looking to eliminate Super Macho, it could be all over for the Mexican!"



A boot crashes into the the luchadore's skull, knocking him even closer to elimination as his legs swing over the side of the cage, leaving him hanging by his lascerated fingers as the flames climb higher enveloping the Mexican's legs. A scream of pain roars from the Unholy Alliance member and echoes through the tightly packed, humid arena.


Dylon : "Super Macho clinging on for dear life as Resident towers over him, Macho has already taken a fall from the cage once tonight, crashing through the Spanish announcers table!"


As Resident drags a thumb across his throat signalling the end for Macho, he is hammered from behind by Gix who is coming to the rescue of his stablemate. Resident staggers forward, teetering close to the edge, but quickly regains his balance and turns on Gix.


Dylon : "Gix going to work on Resident, trying to take the big man's knees out from under him with a series of kicks, but I don't think that's going to do the trick for Gix!"


Resident slams a fist into the face of Gix, who stumbles to one knee looking dazed. Resident drags him up by the hair and holds him standing as Super Macho climbs from the edge of the cage, where he was so close to being eliminated.


Alexia : "Super Macho! His pants are on fire!"


Dylon : "Are you calling him a liar?"


Alexia : "The luchadore is literally burning, It's hotter than hell in here, just imagine what that must feel like!"


Macho screaming in pain panics and quickly pulls his pants down, wriggling out of the flaming trunks leaving him naked between the ankles and the neck.


Dylon : "Of all the times we've seen Super Macho without his pants, this is the first time he has a decent excuse for it!"


With Breakdown still working on Jin, Resident drags Gix closer by the hair and locks his hand around the Unholy Alliance members throat, just like he had done to Macho. But as he is about to lift Gix toward the rafters, fire wraps itself around the giant's neck, the flames dance across his face as Macho tightens his grip, choking Resident with his burning pants!


Dylon : "My God! I have never seen that before, Macho saving Gix from the chokeslam with his pants! Resident in trouble now as the Unholy Alliance double teams him!"




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