Just Slightly Hardcore

By

Super Macho

With Jin down, semi-conscious with blood smeared across his scalp, Resident tries to get him back up, or at least get a response out of his team mate. But Jin is not moving. A boot slams into the spine of the kneeling Resident, then another collides with the big man's shoulder. The Unholy Alliance of Gix and Super Macho are back on their feet, dazed and in unimaginable pain but still fighting, and still trying to take the big man out of this match.


Alexia : "Resident being booted down now, Jin still out of it but Breakdown slowly getting back to his feet. For God's sake Dylon, wake up, this match ain't over by a long shot!"


Alexia gives Dylon a rough nudge and the announcer wakes up.


Dylon : "WITH AUTHORITY!!"


Alexia : "Not the Gorilla Monsoon dream again Dylon?"


Dylon : "Uh huh that's my favourite, correction second favourite. My real favourite is the one where me and Trish Stratus catch Bigfoot!"


Alexia : "I don't even wanna know."


Breakdown drags himself back to his feet and takes a few shaky steps to his left, struggling to keep his balance. The other wrasslers don't even notice him as the Unholy Alliance keep the kicks coming, Resident now slumping down beside Jin, struggling on his hands and knees to get back up but he is fighting against the tide. Gix and Super Macho both determined to keep take the behemoth out of the match.


Alexia : "Resident being beaten down, Breakdown back on his feet and going for the metal pipe!"


Quickly Breakdown takes the pipe and staggers toward his opponents, lifting the weapon high into the air and bringing it down hard against the skull of Gix, who crashes down hard like a felled tree.


Dylon : "Breakdown has just layed pipe on Gix!"


Alexia : "Layed pipe? That doesn't sound right."


Dylon : "Now he takes a shot at Super Macho, but the luchadore dodges the shot! Breakdown with a swing and a miss again, Macho backing away and Breakdown still swinging both ways but he just can't seem to score with the naked Mexican!"


Alexia : "Kinda like you Dylon, swings both ways but can never score?"


Dylon : "Oh shut the hell up."


Finally Breakdown connects, slamming the pipe hard into the body of Macho slumps to one knee, doubled over in pain. Breakdown takes a few steps back then charges, leaping above the luchadore as he holds the pipe under his leg, slamming it down over the skull of the Mexican with a legdrop so brutal Sabu would be jealous. Face down Super Macho feels another few hits from the pipe strike his body before Breakdown moves in, taking the luchadore by the head and ramming his face against the cage, denting the steel and bringing up a swollen bulge on his head.


Dylon : "How much more punishment can these men take? How can these men still be standing?"


Alexia : "Um Dylon, they aren't standing. All except Breakdown are flat on their backs."


Dylon : "Well when they get up again they will be standing!"


Alexia : "That's like saying you would be skinny if it weren't for all that fat, or you would be smart if your IQ were higher."


Dylon : "Resident slowly starting to stir as Breakdown keeps hammering away at Macho. Jin starting to move now too! This match is far from over, I think the only thing keeping these men alive right now is their iron will. Their bodies are battered and broken but they still want to win! I have not seen a match like this since Mick Foley and Terry Funk teamed up to take on Satan and Bill Cosby in a burning carpet store death match!"


Alexia : "Um Dylon, that never happened."


Dylon : "Oh crap don't tell me I dreamed that too?"


As Dylon tries to come to terms with his mental problems, Breakdown turns his attention to Jin, slamming his foot down across his throat and holding it there, squeezing the air and the life out of the courageous Jin.



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